White People Time

The act of arriving 15 minutes early to an appointment or function.
Ben: "oh look we're 15 minutes early."
Justin: "That's be because we're on white people time."
by WilliamClinton6969 April 05, 2015
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Dear white people

A patronizing bastardization of words used by black SJW's to blame the white man for all their problems.
Black SJW: Dear white people, stop existing you evil colonizing neo nazis. Go take a shower!

White person: Dear black people, stop being racist and saying "black people can't be racist" to justify your own bigotry.
by UltimateDoge September 19, 2021
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white people lips

"wow, that person has white people lips."
"i know, they're so thin
by ashton irwin's babe February 22, 2015
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White people

Educated good looking people with a high credit score, born with alot of money and don't give a fuck about those who are struggling.
Oh you don't take state insurance you must only help white people
by True dat 2 November 09, 2021
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White people smh

Something black people say when they are disappointed at the actions of white people.
White guy: *Drinks bleach*
Black guy: White people smh
by cooler then your mom October 18, 2017
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White People Problems

As defined by the great Louis CK in his concert film "Hilarious", these problems affect Americans in the middle to upper class. This is when your life is so amazing, that you make shit up to be upset about.

"Why do I have to choose a language on the ATM machine? This is bullshit, I shouldn't have to do that!"

This is in sharp contrast to real problems, experienced by people in other countries.
My English professor didn't truly grasp the depth of my thesis statement! ...By the way I know this doesn't matter at all, I'm just telling you my white people problems.
by LawsonComedy October 21, 2010
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Hating White People

Hating white people is a political position popular among unsuccessful demographics who look for an excuse as to why they themselves are unsuccessful. Much like the Nazis with the Jews, these people will blame every social ill on the successful European race (believing they are being oppressed by them), and will often advocate for their own "final solution". (i.e genocide). Hatred of whites is very common among black and muslim populations.
SJW: "Hating white people is ok because they're oppressing us!"
Normal person: "How are they oppressing you? By giving you free money?"
SJW: "STOP OPPRESSING ME WITH YOUR WHITE LOGIC!"
by Phoenix797 August 05, 2018
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