beer tumor

another name for a beer belly or spare tire around one's waist

Look at the beer tumor on Joe. He's been drinking a six pack a day for years.

by CowboyFanboy September 26, 2017

Ebancershima Brain Tumours

A deadly, suicide-inducing disease commonly caused by exposure to the English class of year nine extension. The word is rather self explanatory, as symptoms contain: Ebola, cancer, and brain tumours that result of post traumatic stress disorders (from the disease). It also feels as though you were struck by all of the bombings that took place in the battle of Hiroshima.

"Oh no James," exclaimed Jonno. "I think I feel a case of Ebancershima Brain Tumours creeping up on me, ready for the three way murder?"

by TheRealJonno May 24, 2018

Tushon

An extremley funny person.
Tushon can always make you laugh.
We all love Tushon.

Hahahaha that was funny Tushon.

by CrabbyPatty01 February 25, 2010

tustooze

an arabic word used for ASS

"you wipe your tustooze after you are finished with the toilet"

by eddie piyoon July 29, 2006

Tumor

Someone or something that inserts itself into your life and doesn't go away until you've either died or blasted it with lasers.

God, Zack is such a tumor. He just shows up and spreads his cancer everywhere.

by Mr. Pudding July 13, 2018

tumor humor

When someone knows he has terminal cancer, and he defuses the sadness for others, quite bravely, by hiding his pain around loved ones.

John: That woman is gorgeous. And by the way, your sister is such a sweetie.

Jill: I agree.

Later. . . .

Jill: What happened to John, sister?

Fran: Oh, he passed away. You didn't know he had terminal cancer? Didn't you see the bandage on his ear?

Jill: I suppose he was just implementing tumor humor for me. I never knew about John's cancer.

Fran: May he rest in peace.

by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018

the tumor

The tumor is when you have one testicle showing outside of your pants/shorts, you then turn to an audience and ask them " Does this look like a tumor? ". The audience will look down at your ball sack and then they say "what the fuck man" and then you laugh at their stupidity.

Nick: "Hey Rob does this look like the tumor?"
Rob: (looking down) " What the fuck man, why you gotta show me your sack?"
Nick: "Hahahahahahahaha dumbass"

by Nickross August 2, 2009