Trading Futures

(In a video game) Selling; choking, causing your team to lose so badly that you are not only selling, you are trading futures in the stock market.
Related to trading in the stock market. An extreme exaggeration compared to the word "selling".

"Bro you're so bad... You're not even selling, you're trading futures!"

by AKwastakenbruh February 27, 2025

Trading

Trading is when a soccer player discusses offers with other teams, looks and analyzes their stadium, fans and the country and culture.

"Neymar is trading to a new team in Europe."

by derricofilhogustavo January 27, 2026

Trading Corn

A sex at that both participants eat corn before they start rubbing anuses together. Then start defecating into one another’s anus and full things of corn comes out.

My coworker and I started trading corn on the weekend.

by Corn Trader May 22, 2025

Blackwater Trading

When two people are making out and one person throws up, causing the other to throw up. The two keep vomiting until they get bored and/or disgusted

While Donald and Jill were blackwater trading, I was throwing up my lunch.

by Phuckface123 June 1, 2011

Blackwater Trading

When two people are making out and one person throws up, causing the other to throw up. The two keep vomiting until they get bored and/or disgusted

While Donald and Jill were blackwater trading, I was throwing up my lunch.

by Phuckface123 June 1, 2011

lateral trading

The act of swapping an item for another of the same item for a secondary benefit related to that of the original items.

I innitiated lateral trading for an apple with more seeds than that of the apple I gave in return.

by Sir Pent March 19, 2018

Toilet trading

Exchanging any type of sex for money in a men’s public bathroom.

I though George Michaels was the top toilet trading extraordinaire until I watched the Mick Jagger & David Bowie video “ dancing in the streets”. Definitely Toilet Traders.

by Rolin Derty October 1, 2018