dust mop titties 

Stretched-out,saggy,cucumber shaped boobs that nearly touch the floor.Theoretically,these tits could be fitted with tube socks and used to dust the floors.

Granny grosses me out by wearing that old housecoat with her ole dust mop titties hanging down past her belly.

dust mop titties by wolfbait51 May 4, 2011

Titties 

Titties is another way of saying Boobs. Boobs are a woman's breasts.

They secrete milk after pregnancy, and are very sexually attractive to men. Men find women's boobs attractive for biological and evolutionary reasons, they signal to men that the woman attached to them is nutritionally healthy, youthful, and able to have a baby. So, boobs may be one of the main factors of sexual attraction between men and women that leads to reproduction and the continued survival of humans.

Playing with their boobs during sex can be arousing for women.

Because of their attractiveness, boobs are often times used by women to get men's attention, or to get them to do something. Men have been known to go to extreme lengths just for a woman's boobs.

Men's obsession with women's titties is explained by evolutionary biology.

Titties by Emperor Shao Kahn December 16, 2019

ass n titties 

The best two things in the world.

Damn, I need some ass n titties.

ass n titties by anon. December 8, 2004

burger titties 

Breast that have succumbed to the pressure of gravity that hang lower than the average breast making the breast highly more edible, and to be held like a burger.

Niagra (a.k.a. Big Mandy a.k.a. Splat Pack) enjoys licking, slurping, and biting toppings off her burger titties such as sauteed onions, Cool Whip, and of course, cheese whiz.

burger titties by OG Crandall Vanwinkle July 2, 2010

bomb-ass titties 

A term used to distinguish amazingly nice breasts from your average nice set of knockers.

"Holy shit, is that Mark's little sister?"
"Yeah man, she's got some bomb-ass titties"

bomb-ass titties by porneggs May 22, 2006

titties and pancakes 

the great american breakfast where titties are served with said pancakes.

this morning my woman gave me titties and pancakes for breakfast.

titties and pancakes by jimmy linglong March 8, 2009

Titties on the Glass

-exclamatory phrase
1) awesome; expressive of excitement
2) relating an event to the greatness of the image of breasts pressed up against glass
3) expansion of the acronym "TOTG"

Frank: Hey, Subway serves breakfast now.
Corey: Titties on the glass!

Joe: hey wnt to get sbwy tnght? lolz
Corey: totg!

Titties on the Glass by JFost December 14, 2010