red thoughts

Often associated with TikTok slideshows - Red thoughts are characterised as lustful and sexual thoughts that go through one's mind whilst thinking about their partner. These "red thoughts" slideshows often include abbreviations or phrases that emphasise people wanting to perform sexual acts with their s/o. Red Thoughts are amongst the most common type of thoughts depending on the user's interaction with them. Most phrases and abbreviations 100% of the time are something that correlates to one's own desires, an example of an abbreviation is "L.M.E.Y.P.T.Y.C.O.M.F" which stands for "Let me eat your pussy till you come on my face" and more often than not a lot of people are able to understand what it stands for almost as soon as they see it.

"I've been getting so many "red thoughts" TikToks as of lately."
"Same bro, been wanting to send them to my girl.. but it might be too risky. No?"

by p:sy_ September 21, 2023

Shitting Through the Eye of a Needle at 40 Paces

Projectile Diahorrea condition

If I continue to eat these cheese covered pepperoni sticks, I will be shitting through the eye of a needle at 40 paces by this time tomorrow.

by 4sail July 7, 2006

Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your

what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.

Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."

by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$! September 28, 2009

Post Ejaculation Thoughts

A thought or realisation after ejaculation whereby you have, either, random or relevant thoughts due to your mind now thinking clearly without sexual hormones being active.

After sex:
Girl: Hey baby, what you thinking about?
Guy: I was wondering why Woody and Buzz were named after dildos.

Recollection of sex:
Guy 1: Did you have Post Ejaculation Thoughts?
Guy 2: Yeah, I realised I didn't want to be with her.

by Branwell Jäger November 23, 2013

stroke the dog through the letterbox

stroke the dog through the letterbox
(euph). to slide your hand down the
front of a lady's knickers.

I had to stroke the dog through the letterbox to tide her over.

by C February 24, 2004

You really thought you ate?

It doesn't literally mean you ate something it is said when someone says a comeback that wasn't that good and thought they did something with it.

Did "you really thought you ate?" Sarah with those comebacks?

by Szalover1436 November 1, 2021

you thought

sym. for sike

This person came up to me and asked me for money and i was like "you thought!"

by Kathrine12345 October 19, 2008