if reality tv was a person i would kill it...but first i would rip its eyes out and make it look at itself.
by odd_jackal October 06, 2003
Man 1: I was hanging in this great cardboard box the other day!
Man 2: Reality check
Man: Wow i am a hobo after all. My mom was right
Man 2: Reality check
Man: Wow i am a hobo after all. My mom was right
by Grand Tissue Box January 03, 2013
About as real as seeing a cat doing my tax papers while whistling Stravinsky's "The Rite of Spring" in A-minor.
by AYB May 17, 2003
by USCFOOTBALL August 29, 2016
not reality at all- seriously, who the fuck gets stuck on an island & wins money for it? you'll never see two rich bitches working on a farm, real top models do not endure contests/ challenges, a popular ultra-chic chick will never be caught dead with a nerd, and none of these 'american idols' ever become legends.
see shit
see shit
The surreal life, kept, strip search, fear factor, survivor, blow out, the bachelor, the bachelorette, beauty & the geek, the simple life, gastineau girls , americas next top model, american idol, pretty much every single fucking show- if you watch more than 3 of these on a regualr basis, you dont even have your own reality.
by lauren S July 19, 2005
Reality shifting is traveling to realities in the universe. We shifters believe in the multi-verse, meaning that there are infinite universes. Like a reality where you’re famous, or even when you’re in Hogwarts. You can shift literally anywhere, Shifting is %100 percent safe. It is not against any religion, and you can never get stuck!
Person A: “I’m reality shifting to a K-POP group, and you?”
Person B: “Cool! I’m shifting to Maze Runner.”
Person B: “Cool! I’m shifting to Maze Runner.”
by that reality shifter November 16, 2021
by jondapicam November 05, 2003