Dodge

(1) Make of car cheaply made, looks good, but breaks down prematurely.
(2) Make of car that sells for a low price but parts are expensive.
(3) The only make of truck or van that give you multiple choice on what to do when they cut you off in the middle of the road. (Should I dodge him or ram him?)
(4) Division of Chrysler that used to make good quality automobiles such as the Charger, but sacrifices quality for profit.
Note: these definitions also apply to Plymouth and Chrysler.
My Dodge Caravan's transmission blew again.
by jondapicam November 05, 2003
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Windows

OS where the word restart is the norm. Also synonymous with "monopoly." Also characterized by slow startups, thus the term "win-doze," and known as a computer virus to Mac users, all 10 of them. Other terms used: POS, sucky OS, The rebootinator.
Hey, want to play a game of Windows? I want to be the car.
by jondapicam November 04, 2003
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CEO

(1) Chief Executive Officer
(2) The Big Cheese
(3) The person in charge of a company who has no other qualifications but thinks he or she does.
(4) See also: asshole, idiot, pain in the ass, obstacle, bottleneck, waste, or worthless.
The CEO just took away all of our 401K funds!
by jondapicam November 05, 2003
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Painful

Survivor is painful to watch.
by jondapicam November 05, 2003
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mercedes

An automobile that started out being made by Mercedes, a company name after the founder's daughter. Later it was sold and became Mercedes-Benz. Now it is nothing but an over-priced Chrysler product being sold under the pretense of being a real Mercedes.
The trans went in my Mercedes again.
by jondapicam November 09, 2003
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Reality TV

The mirror through which we can see the decline of our civilization.
If the Roman Empire was aroung today, reality TV would be the cause of its decline.
by jondapicam November 05, 2003
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Lotus Notes

(1) A groupware solution that incorporates application development and email.
(2) A groupware solution that should improve its email application to be more user friendly.
Lotus Notes enables us to save money on licensing due to development of our own apps.
by jondapicam November 05, 2003
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