garbage

See "Reality TV"

Did you see who was kicked off the island on that garbage show?

by jondapicam November 04, 2003

capper

(1) One who writes captions to screengrabs on the Scifi channel website.
(2) Anyone who writes captions to photos or screengrabs online.
(3) The elite of the MST3K fans.

Some legendary capers include gray zombie, glitterrock and jondapicam.

by jondapicam November 05, 2003

mercedes

An automobile that started out being made by Mercedes, a company name after the founder's daughter. Later it was sold and became Mercedes-Benz. Now it is nothing but an over-priced Chrysler product being sold under the pretense of being a real Mercedes.

The trans went in my Mercedes again.

by jondapicam November 09, 2003

Windows

OS where the word restart is the norm. Also synonymous with "monopoly." Also characterized by slow startups, thus the term "win-doze," and known as a computer virus to Mac users, all 10 of them. Other terms used: POS, sucky OS, The rebootinator.

Hey, want to play a game of Windows? I want to be the car.

by jondapicam November 04, 2003

CEO

(1) Chief Executive Officer
(2) The Big Cheese
(3) The person in charge of a company who has no other qualifications but thinks he or she does.
(4) See also: asshole, idiot, pain in the ass, obstacle, bottleneck, waste, or worthless.

The CEO just took away all of our 401K funds!

by jondapicam November 05, 2003

Painful

See "reality TV."

Survivor is painful to watch.

by jondapicam November 05, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

Today's bad TV programming.

Reality TV is now classified under weapons of mass destruction.

by jondapicam November 04, 2003