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two in the loot, one in the boot

The act of placing your index and middle finger in the women’s vagina and placing your pinky finger in the anus simultaneously.
Dude, last night was crazy. Samantha let me put two in the loot, one in the boot.
by Debbie Hall June 21, 2018
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The Boondock Saints

Fraternal twins Conner (Flanery) and Murphey (Reedus) MacMannus are on a mission from God to rid Boston of crime. However, instead of signing up for the police force, these hard-drinking Irish-American brothers take the law into their own hands. Heralded as saints by the city's beleaguered residents, the brothers also attract the attention of Paul Smecker (Defoe), the openly gay FBI special agent assigned to investigate the spate of killings amongst the ranks of the Russian mafia.
The Boondock Saints kickes ass!!!
by aqueas May 23, 2004
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the boobies

The good part of something that is otherwise mediocre, such as in a titty movie with a formula plot, but a decent topless scene.
"Genesis sucked after Peter Gabriel left. He was definitely the boobies."

"That dinner was passable, but the appetizer was the boobies."

"Don't bother reading the whole book. Chapter Three is the boobies."
by Adman12 September 21, 2005
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eat the booty like groceries

"what are you gonna do to my booty?"
"im gonna eat the booty like groceries"
by thechelseataylor February 1, 2015
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Shooting the Boogeyman

To avoid embarrassment in anticipation of premature ejaculation; pull your girl to the foot of the bed, kneel on the floor to perform oral sex while simultaneously AND secretly blowing your load under the bed. Continue oral until erection returns then resume intercourse and perform like a champ.
It was Lou's first time with Susie. He was in the midst of drilling when he felt like he was going to nut too soon. He knew Shooting the Boogeyman was his only way to get a second date.
by CL Quick Fart March 5, 2011
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The Book

A large book that existed since the dawn of time. Contains all tricks ever known to man, sorted by date.
You told her you were gay so you'd get closer to her? That's the oldest trick in the book, and won't work either!
by numandina September 28, 2010
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the boogieman

1.an imaginary monster that children believe hides under the bed or in the closet to scare people

2. any false threath
Parents have been known to tell thier children that if tehy don't (insert chore or task here) the boogieman will get them.
by Light Joker May 12, 2007
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