Putting your finger inside a girls mouth to test to see if she is going to use teeth, AKA is a cheese grater.
Bro1: Did you get head from that chick last night?
Bro2: No, she failed the alligator test. No way I would put my dick in there.
Bro2: No, she failed the alligator test. No way I would put my dick in there.
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WIZ TEST
A medical procedure where they analyze urine for evidence of drug use.
British MORONICs for a drug "TEST": It's not wiz "TEST" you fucking brit-morons. NOTE: You notice they say drug"TEST" then turn around say it isn't a "TEST". It is supposedly a prep quiz for the real "TEST"? No one gets a quiz before the real test, idiots.
A medical procedure where they analyze urine for evidence of drug use.
British MORONICs for a drug "TEST": It's not wiz "TEST" you fucking brit-morons. NOTE: You notice they say drug"TEST" then turn around say it isn't a "TEST". It is supposedly a prep quiz for the real "TEST"? No one gets a quiz before the real test, idiots.
I gotta take a "wiz TEST" for my P.O.
I know I'll fail cuz I done smoked major weed bro.
I lost my job because I "TESTED" positive for marijuanna on my wiz quiz.
I know I'll fail cuz I done smoked major weed bro.
I lost my job because I "TESTED" positive for marijuanna on my wiz quiz.
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Similar to the traditional binary rating system (would you have sex with her or not), this rating system is to divide girls into two well defined groups based predominately on looks. Generally if a girl passes the tug test, she’ll be a “1” on the binary scale. The tug test’s primary function is to further separate the upper echelon of attractive girls from the general populace.
Would you tug to her?... It’s a fair question.
Similar to the traditional binary rating system (would you have sex with her or not), this rating system is to divide girls into two well defined groups based predominately on looks. Generally if a girl passes the tug test, she’ll be a “1” on the binary scale. The tug test’s primary function is to further separate the upper echelon of attractive girls from the general populace.
Would you tug to her?... It’s a fair question.
DIALOGUE
Tug Test! What do you think of Marsha Brady?
Oh! She’s a “1”; I’d tug to her for sure!
What about Jan?
Ugh… I wouldn’t tug to her, but I’d probably do her.
Tug Test! What do you think of Marsha Brady?
Oh! She’s a “1”; I’d tug to her for sure!
What about Jan?
Ugh… I wouldn’t tug to her, but I’d probably do her.
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Get the AP Test mug.Applying a light (flashlight, phone light, etc) to the bottom of the breasts in a low lit room; results of the test demonstrate whether or not breasts are enhanced by way of implants (ie silicone, saline, etc). This is not a pass / fail test per se as the results of either outcome are delightful. This test may involve female - male, female -female, or multiple combinations and is especially exciting when electrical tape is used to create boob-o-lanterns with the breasts.
Last night we had a few friends over and after dinner had some good ole fashioned fun placing bets on who was "lights on" versus "lights off" in the topless torch test.
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I didn’t want to cause the poor guy any worries about exposure so I thoughtfully elected to employ the Covid test related mufflegag!
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