So we were in the middle of dinner, but he kept texting me dirty messages, before you know it, I had to excuse myself to the back room to relieve myself... We had an awesome textercourse.
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man i haven't checked my phone in awhile.. ellie is a serial texter so i'm expecting a lot of texts from her
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1. One word responses.
2. Ridiculously horrible grammar.
3. Responses are delayed without saying "brb" or any other excuse.
4. Extensive punctuation. We get it when it's something huge, but five exclamations for a daily greeting really isn't necessary.
5. Flat-out annoying. If someone says the have to go, wait for them to text you or for at least 6 hours before starting up a conversation.
6. Multiple texts sent. If it's a story, okay, but really, is every detail necessary? Well, if it is, calling is a better way to deal.
7. Caps lock frequently. Unless the person receiving your texts is visually impaired, it is not necessary to write in big letters.
8. Not participating. This is a big one. It shouldn't be a one-sided conversation. Make an effort, especially if you text first.
9. Also with number 8, if you don't have something to say, don't text. It just ends up being a boring, lame conversation where you say "how r u?" a dozen times.
10. Common Sense. If someone isn't answering you, don't bother them. Either they are being...well, themselves and don't feel like answering you or they're busy. Either way, back off. Whatever you have to say can wait. We know this because if it were actually important, you'd call.
1. One word responses.
2. Ridiculously horrible grammar.
3. Responses are delayed without saying "brb" or any other excuse.
4. Extensive punctuation. We get it when it's something huge, but five exclamations for a daily greeting really isn't necessary.
5. Flat-out annoying. If someone says the have to go, wait for them to text you or for at least 6 hours before starting up a conversation.
6. Multiple texts sent. If it's a story, okay, but really, is every detail necessary? Well, if it is, calling is a better way to deal.
7. Caps lock frequently. Unless the person receiving your texts is visually impaired, it is not necessary to write in big letters.
8. Not participating. This is a big one. It shouldn't be a one-sided conversation. Make an effort, especially if you text first.
9. Also with number 8, if you don't have something to say, don't text. It just ends up being a boring, lame conversation where you say "how r u?" a dozen times.
10. Common Sense. If someone isn't answering you, don't bother them. Either they are being...well, themselves and don't feel like answering you or they're busy. Either way, back off. Whatever you have to say can wait. We know this because if it were actually important, you'd call.
1. "LOL" "nice" "funny" "ha" "yes" "no" "maybe"
2. "i doughno hoo yu arh, buh ey liKE tiping lieeek deesss"
3. John: I hate people who are Bad Texters!
(an hour later)
Jack: Yah, same!
4. "HI OMG OMG OMG HI I HAVEN'T TEXTD U IN LIKE AN HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
5. John: Okay, well, I have to go now. Bye.
Jack: Oh ok
(an hour later)
Jack: hey
6. Jack: i don't know why you're not answering meh. i hav ben waiting. for about ten minutes now. or eleven. i dunno, my watch is off. i need a new one. maybe you can buy meh one. ohkay?! yah. so. answer meh. the party is starting. now. i think. i dunno! im confused! WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER MEEEEEEE!
Jack: ANSWER
Jack: please
Jack: pleasee!!
Jack: wahhh
7. Jack: HI WHATS UP I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I'VE BEEN IGNORED LATELY PLZ ANSWR!
8. Jack: idk
John: Oh. Yeah I'm not sure either...so how's life?
Jack: .....
John: What's wrong?
Jack: ?
John: I don't understand.
Jack: LOL!
9: Jack: hi
John: hey whaddup?
Jack: nmu?
John: just watching the game.
Jack. o
John: Yeah so whats new
Jack: nothing.
John: There must be something!
Jack: NO THERE ISN'T DAMMIT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!!!!!!!
10. Jack: Hi.
Jack: hey.
Jack: hiya.
Jack: ARE YOU BUSY?!
2. "i doughno hoo yu arh, buh ey liKE tiping lieeek deesss"
3. John: I hate people who are Bad Texters!
(an hour later)
Jack: Yah, same!
4. "HI OMG OMG OMG HI I HAVEN'T TEXTD U IN LIKE AN HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
5. John: Okay, well, I have to go now. Bye.
Jack: Oh ok
(an hour later)
Jack: hey
6. Jack: i don't know why you're not answering meh. i hav ben waiting. for about ten minutes now. or eleven. i dunno, my watch is off. i need a new one. maybe you can buy meh one. ohkay?! yah. so. answer meh. the party is starting. now. i think. i dunno! im confused! WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER MEEEEEEE!
Jack: ANSWER
Jack: please
Jack: pleasee!!
Jack: wahhh
7. Jack: HI WHATS UP I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I'VE BEEN IGNORED LATELY PLZ ANSWR!
8. Jack: idk
John: Oh. Yeah I'm not sure either...so how's life?
Jack: .....
John: What's wrong?
Jack: ?
John: I don't understand.
Jack: LOL!
9: Jack: hi
John: hey whaddup?
Jack: nmu?
John: just watching the game.
Jack. o
John: Yeah so whats new
Jack: nothing.
John: There must be something!
Jack: NO THERE ISN'T DAMMIT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!!!!!!!
10. Jack: Hi.
Jack: hey.
Jack: hiya.
Jack: ARE YOU BUSY?!
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What's he doing all day? Watching TV? Playing video games?
Naah, he's a Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester, which for him is a full-time job.
Naah, he's a Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester, which for him is a full-time job.
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"Man, I was totally tweeter-tottering after I read that great article about Twitter."
"Yeah bro, it makes me want to get a Twitter account really bad now. But on the other hand, is it worth it? Oh man, I just tweeter-tottered!"
*laughs all around, roll credits*
"Yeah bro, it makes me want to get a Twitter account really bad now. But on the other hand, is it worth it? Oh man, I just tweeter-tottered!"
*laughs all around, roll credits*
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