spatch

it's someone is a bitch or a loser, someone who is easily tricked or a mother fucker can be used for both boys and girls.

your such a freaking spatch!

by not vaild January 15, 2008

Splarch

Splarch is a word to replace a noun in any given sentence. It was originally used in a sentence by the Litwinovich and Guinesso Family. More than often, splarch is used to confuse elders and sound like a fairly grotesque word. One can use splarch to replace any noun whatsoever...cat, dog, faucet, DNA, book, etc.

Parent: Hey, can you get me a bagel?
Teen: Is it in the splarch or the freezer?

Kid: Can I have a towel, I'm gonna jump in the splarch.

Friend: hey, I just got the new Google app!
Friend 2: Oh, come on! That app's a peice of splarch. (as to replace "junk")

Person: he is such a splarch-gargler.

by Wa-Tah! August 3, 2013

Spatched out

A girl that is very over the top. Likely that she is so because she is trying very hard to get with a particular person or with a particular group of people. She likely wears lots of make-up, and also wears high heels to casual areas such as a library or work.

Man, the girls in this town are really spatched out. The guys aren't even that interesting!

by spatched out October 26, 2014

Splitch

Sp-LIT-ch
When a mans semen gets clogged inside the penis walls
Usually caused when you ejaculate when you need to urinate.

"Goddamnit, I got Splitch again! I need to stop jerking off when i need to take a piss..."

by 23TwentyThree23 November 23, 2015

splatcan

A word, often used to describe a lesbian who is on their period.

Did you see Jess at school today? She looked like a splatcan!

by Cytoplasmic Reticulum August 28, 2016

Spratched

Disappointed or let down, usually about something that has received a lot of media attention and/or advertising.

I was legit spratched by The Emoji Movie.

by CaseyGee March 1, 2018

Spatchvag

The act of using female genitals to flip, serve, or otherwise handle food.

She served him lasagna spatchvag style

by The One Jerk to Tule them All September 26, 2018