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Blaké Spasm

This specific type out spasm is caused from boredom causing the victim to become creative and explore their own limits. However, this can cause harm to the victim without their knowledge.
“I busted my lip the other day because I had a Blaké Spasm”.
by Blaké Gonzalez December 8, 2019
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Blaké Spasm

This specific type of spasm is caused from boredom possessing the victim to become creative and explore their limits. Although it can become beautiful and joyful times. It can be harmful to the victim.
“I busted my lip the other day because of a Blaké Spasm”.
by Blaké Gonzalez December 8, 2019
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Spasm

I awoke to a spasm this morning, it was very surprising
by Waffle Maker 3000 March 5, 2020
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Spasm

A spewing orgasm. Women who are capable of achieving this feat tend to hide this from their boyfriend until they get the chance to blow a load all over his face in retaliation for all of the clogged nostrils and sticky hair women have had to endure throughout the centuries.
She ripped a sick spasm all over my face homes. Word up
by FlippyNips89 August 5, 2020
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Microbiolic Spasm

1) An extremely fast, uncontrollable spastic movement of the limbs, moving right down to the eyes.

2) A word invented by a drunken man trying to impress the rest of the people in the bar.
Terry had a microbiolic spasm when his aneurism happened.

A microbiolic spasm is best cured by halting any drinking.
by Murtag October 21, 2011
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lag spasm

When ones connection to an online game is so bad that they lag all over the place. I hate this problem in gears of war.
"c'mon help I can't kill three guys at once!"
"Sorry man I'm having a lag spasm. I have to stand still for it to stop. I can't stop bouncing every where."
by annnnonnnnymous August 31, 2011
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Spasm Jerk

when you get your Parkinson’s ridden girlfriend to jerk off your penis
‘gorrrrr matey! My girl gave me a nice ol’ spasm jerk yesterday! She couldn’t control herself!’
by retarded salad February 17, 2021
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