Ejaculeptic spasm

Simultaneously having epileptic spasms while ejaculating

Janice: oh my god he had a ejaculeptic spasm last night

Janet: oh my god what happend
janice: he fuckin died!

by gooningballbag August 17, 2024

Spasm

When an old geezer dances. It isn't lethal, but it results in embarrassment and overstimulation.

The man decided to spasm when we went to the night club.

by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019

Freudian Spasm

An involuntary stimulation of the nerve causing a muscle spasm followed by a regrettably inappropriate action that was unintended

Her Freudian spasm caused her to add an extra 'k' at the end of her 'kk' message.

by Regrettinglife December 2, 2016

Cussing Spasm

When you suddenly and inadvertently shout or scream a cuss word.

Usually its triggered by your mind's sudden recitation of a past embarrassing moment.

A: Bloody hell!! Bloody hell!! Bloody hell!!
fuck fuck fuck fuck fcuK!!!

B: What? did something happen?

A: *pauses* idk...(it's the cussing spasm)

by Kit Rat November 17, 2018

Spasm-gasm

The act of ejaculating during an epileptic seizure

My boyfriend had an epileptic seizure during sex and ended up pulling a spasm-gasm all over my face

by NIHILISMEXTREME August 28, 2022

Blaké Spasm

This specific type of spasm is caused from boredom possessing the victim to become creative and explore their limits. Although it can become beautiful and joyful times. It can be harmful to the victim.

“I busted my lip the other day because of a Blaké Spasm”.

by Blaké Gonzalez December 8, 2019

Microbiolic Spasm

1) An extremely fast, uncontrollable spastic movement of the limbs, moving right down to the eyes.

2) A word invented by a drunken man trying to impress the rest of the people in the bar.

Terry had a microbiolic spasm when his aneurism happened.

A microbiolic spasm is best cured by halting any drinking.

by Murtag October 21, 2011