Wakening Mind Spasms

Scientific Pronoun

-the confusion that accompanies kundalini activity in the crown chakra

Originator: DR Ryan Swain

"This kundalini's got my head doing wakening mind spasms."

by ScramGeek August 10, 2017

knee cap spasm

A knee cap spasm is when your knee cap spasms

Omar had a knee cap spasm

by spasmyyute69 September 17, 2021

lady spasm

When a lady spasms on the guys dick

UHHH YA THAT FEELS GOOD GIVE ME A LADY SPASM

by Ladyman123 July 8, 2016

Back Spasm Gasm

When you’re sucking your own cock and your mom walks in while you cum and you slip a disc.

Sorry I can’t go to the gym tonight I’m laid up for awhile. I forgot to lock my door last night and had a back spasm gasm

by Not viarus December 23, 2018

Microbiolic Spasm

1) An extremely fast, uncontrollable spastic movement of the limbs, moving right down to the eyes.

2) A word invented by a drunken man trying to impress the rest of the people in the bar.

Terry had a microbiolic spasm when his aneurism happened.

A microbiolic spasm is best cured by halting any drinking.

by Murtag October 21, 2011

Spasm Jerk

when you get your Parkinson’s ridden girlfriend to jerk off your penis

‘gorrrrr matey! My girl gave me a nice ol’ spasm jerk yesterday! She couldn’t control herself!’

by retarded salad February 17, 2021

Freudian Spasm

An involuntary stimulation of the nerve causing a muscle spasm followed by a regrettably inappropriate action that was unintended

Her Freudian spasm caused her to add an extra 'k' at the end of her 'kk' message.

by Regrettinglife December 2, 2016