English spag bowl

When you use the intestines as a dildo/flashlight

"YO bro I did a crazy English spag bowl with this girl past night"

by Skibidi toilet camera man September 12, 2025

Spag disease

Spag is a disease made in a lab by an evil scientist from Argentina. It can be injected, taken through pills, and even rubbed all over your body, and if one of these happens you will become infected and the result of the infection is permanently becoming morbidly obese.

“GAWDAMN HE MUST HAVE SPAG”
“Poor guy has spag disease ”

by Mrbigga April 27, 2023

spag

a spag is a complete and utter idiotic, useless person.

“I forgot it again.”

“I’m startin to think you’re a fuckin spag!”

by scrotumsoldier October 5, 2023

Spagging

(verb - present participle / gerund)
Definition: The act of currently experiencing or causing spontaneous rapid lagging. Often used in the middle of gameplay or conversation when things suddenly freeze or go haywire. Related words include spagged, spagger, and spagg.

Hold on, I’m spagging like crazy. Can’t control where I move, can’t shoot, I’m frozen.

by HARRIS17R July 14, 2025

Spag

Singular form of spaghetti

I pulled a spag out of the pot of spaghetti

by hwebbz25 June 15, 2017

Spag

A term generally used by middle-aged men over the internet to insult someone for reasons such as using "your" instead of "you're."

*looking at social media, Notices grammar error*
You spag.

by MicroshibeWindoge October 19, 2015

Spag

A insult against femboys which highlights their lack of proper grammar and weird emojis they use.

Why is this guy being a spag

by Orion696947 June 17, 2025