sober as a sphinx
A way to describe yourself when you are so smashed you've deluded yourself into thinking you're sober.
sober as a sphinx by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014
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Sober Butts
Guy 1: I haven't had one sip of alcohol tonight.
Guy 2: Hey same! Let's go rip some Sober Butts!
Guy 1: I love being an asshole and getting lung cancer.
Guy 2: Hey same! Let's go rip some Sober Butts!
Guy 1: I love being an asshole and getting lung cancer.
Sober Butts by Mr. Tarsky April 6, 2017
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sober filter
A feeling of intermediate drunkenness where you can cycle out your sobriety and drunkenness mindsets at will. Switch from one to the other whenever you want. Still able to satisfyingly make smart executive decisions and maintain control when your sobriety is needed crucially.
Person 1: How is that guy still leading here us at Emily's place? All of us are drunk out of our minds like him but he keeps moving us forward. He's something else
Person 2: Ahh must be his sober filter special ability. He's the leader we need.
Person 2: Ahh must be his sober filter special ability. He's the leader we need.
sober filter by Mr. Unconditional Love October 18, 2019
sober seconds
when having sex while on the piss didn't feel good enough, and going back for more while sober starts to sound like a good idea
Dani: You did it sober?
Bec: You did it twice?
Tom: You went back for sober seconds?
Macy: *in tears* ...he kept going soft...
Bec: You did it twice?
Tom: You went back for sober seconds?
Macy: *in tears* ...he kept going soft...
sober seconds by Totallynotarealstory February 27, 2022
sober chilling
The act of hanging ten with your bros without the influence of something fierce in one person/peoples drank. Originated during the sweet swell of 1970s in California, mostly used by bros alike.
sober chilling by Alpha Beta Gooso April 27, 2010