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ass in a sling

The state of being in a great deal of trouble; usually brought by one's own stupidity or ineptitude
You just dissed the boss in an open meeting; should have done that in private!You have really got your ass in a sling now fool!!
by hummingharpman December 7, 2013
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Just in Goo Sling

Pouting amourously in younger sisters arms because your hands are sore from to much aggressive squeezing on your girlfriend.
Sorry, may I take a message? Well He's just in goo sling right now and his hands are too swollen to press the numbers on the keypad.
by Ranchgirls December 3, 2020
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cut sling load

Military hand and arm signal given to a helicopter pilot when their rope-suspended cargo is liable to cause the aircraft to go out of control. It is issued by holding the left arm out horizontally hand in a fist, knuckles up and then waving the right arm at the elbow so that the knuckles pass under the left elbow in a cutting motion. It is a term that signifies dropping a topic, problem or person in a hasty and irrevocably conclusive manner.
I wasn't getting anywhere with Suzy last night at the club, so I cut sling load and went on to Jess.
by GJE91 February 27, 2009
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leg-sling shoulders

When a guys shoulders are just so fucking broad and perfect you want him to put your legs on his shoulders so he can fuck the fuck out of you
by Claire Hemmings February 15, 2014
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nut sling

A skimpy pair of underwear for men that barely keeps in the man's genitals. Often appears in lepard print and is made out of a silky material.
After showering at the gym, John put on his nut sling and sat around the locker room talking to old naked men.

Old men love to parade around the lake in nothing but a nut sling.
by Joseph A September 16, 2006
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cock sling

to flip your errected penis into your wasteband. It is highly un-noticeable this way and it totally rocks your world.
Phil: Man I have a huge errection right now!
Dave: Don`t worry man, put it in a cock sling!
by dave kadden April 16, 2008
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tit sling

Marissa went to Wal Mart to buy a new tit sling.
by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005
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