The Angry Simba is similar to BOTH "The Angry Pirate" & "The Simba" but done at the same time. Thus creating "The Angry Simba".
It is a talent for just one man to pull this stunt off. Better done in a Devils Threesome, which no man should go down.
Meaning of the "Simba": The act of smearing cum upon the forehead of someone else and saying slowly "Simba" as Rafiki did to the image of Simba on his Tree in the Disney film The Lion King.
Meaning of "The Angry Pirate": A male is receiving oral sex from a female, when he pulls out and ejaculates in her eye, causing the female to cover her eye with one hand which simulates an eye patch. The male then kicks the female in the shin, causing her to jump around on one foot, simulating a peg leg, whilst yelling "ARRHHHH". Thus The Angry Pirate is born.
It is a talent for just one man to pull this stunt off. Better done in a Devils Threesome, which no man should go down.
Meaning of the "Simba": The act of smearing cum upon the forehead of someone else and saying slowly "Simba" as Rafiki did to the image of Simba on his Tree in the Disney film The Lion King.
Meaning of "The Angry Pirate": A male is receiving oral sex from a female, when he pulls out and ejaculates in her eye, causing the female to cover her eye with one hand which simulates an eye patch. The male then kicks the female in the shin, causing her to jump around on one foot, simulating a peg leg, whilst yelling "ARRHHHH". Thus The Angry Pirate is born.
Craig: I tried to get this girl to do The Angry Simba with me the other night. I failed.
Egore: You know it's better done in a Devils threesome yeah?
Craig: Yes, but i'm not willing to try it.
Egore: You know it's better done in a Devils threesome yeah?
Craig: Yes, but i'm not willing to try it.
by TheAngrySimba June 17, 2010
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Get the D-Floor Simba mug.This is when during intercourse, the dominant male ejaculates onto the submissive female's face. Then with his thumb, rubs the semen over her forehead while saying, (in a very slow, deep and creepy voice) SIIIIMMMMBAAAAAA.
Guy 1 : Hey Vince, did you ever hook up with Nauzli yet?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, I totally pulled THE SIMBA on her last night.
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Get the The Simba mug.A sexual act that imitates a scene in the lion king where while during sex, the male will pull out and ejaculate into his hand, than wipe it over his mates forehead like Moofiki did to the baby Simba with some fruit extract.
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Get the The Simba mug.When a girl spanks your ass so you look like rafiki, while you wipe your jizz across her forehead with your thumb as you say "simba..."
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"That bitch was wild I gave her the simba, she's the new lion king lol"
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