shitastic

being the shit, and being fantastic combined. Made up by Babigirl from south warren michigan originally, and now used by multiple people that she has met.

"dude that joke was fucking shitastic"

by valere March 13, 2008

shitstick

A broken or useless item

The motherboard on my computer malfunctioned an now its just a shitstick.

by greenmacaw April 22, 2010

statisticsing

The attempt at correctly applying statistical theory on an ECON 250 finale exam, however often failing miserably to do so.

Good luck on your final exam! Happy statisticsing.

by Loung3r April 25, 2010

spatistics

1. n. the spamming or disease of spamming of statistics, or the seemingly excessive knowledge of random facts/conversation tidbits

2. v. a criminal sex act of sneaking a piece of raw spam in a woman's belly button (if overweight), ear, or vagina while she is sleeping

3. n. an internet transmitted disease, usually caused by watching too many shitty documentaries

DudeBro 1: Dude, Jim's got a bad case of the spatistics.

DudeBro 2: Bro, I know right, Shelly was pissed.

DudeBro 1: Dude, wtf, Bro?

by psuedolicious December 18, 2013

statistics

A swear word referring to the disgusting experience of having diarrhea at a time when you were supposed to be having fun.

"I can't come to the party, mate, I've got statistics"

by MSc Ed Res January 25, 2016

shitstickle

A general swear/ curse word used by some Brits

"Oh shitstickle I spilt my tea!"
Or
" I left my bag at work.. Shitstickle!"

by Abbcccdddicckkk123 May 6, 2016

Shitstick

Shitstick (noun)
When a man obtains a boner from pooping. Due to the abdominal pressure and muscle contactions in the pelvis when one poops, shit, extra blood flow will inconsequentially be sent to the penis, making it hard and erect, or stick-like.

Shitstick

"Is your stomach okay?"
"No Kyle, i shit so much i got a shitstick".

by Arizona Concept May 22, 2016