Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Salami Shingles

Can be used to describe the flaps of your vagina, also known as your meat curtains or your labia

Person 1: "Man, my salami shingles sure are sore!"
Person 2: "What the fuck."

by P.U.R.V. August 4, 2018

Shanghai Shingles

Another word the the coronavirus.

Slang for the COVID-19.

Melissa: Damn! These Chinamen got the Shanghai Shingles!

by Norsfam5 March 26, 2020

shindig

A party of get- together of some sort.
OR, can also be spazmatronic dance

there's some sort of shindig at Ryan's place at 7. are you going? because it's the PLACE TO BE!

by brdwaybab July 7, 2004

shit shingle

Having anal sex with an unclean ass.
Upon completion, one finds a turd atop his penis. This act is directly responsible for the "Dirty Sanchez".

"Man, that fat bitch I was fuckin got me all shit shingled."

by Sskid January 17, 2005

Shindig Rooskie

A humongous shit show, whoop ass of a party. Infamously known for copious amounts of alcohol, debauchery, nudity, and middle to high class college girls categorized as "down to fuck" and "you're out of your league, good luck."

That "Shindig Rooskie" we were at last night was the tits.
Yah man, my penis literally broke off in that chick's vagina
We were literally too fucked up to walk.
Yeah, how did things end up with you and Valerie?
In bed at 3 a.m., jacked it until 3:30 a.m.
Woah man sorry to hear about that.

by Sabasaber89 April 24, 2011

Shing shong fling flong ding dong hing hong

Asian asshole getting penetrated by an extremely hot rod that is at least 12 inches and 20 degrees with a Huge cum bucket beside them

Oh gawd please stop Shing shong fling flong ding dong hing honging me

by Penetrating dong March 23, 2021