Pringle Can

Euphemism when a guy gets a boner and it feels as though there is a "pringle can" between you.

Stacy felt Josh get a pringle can when they were grinding and knew she was doing it right.

by Lolcatzzzzzzzzzzzz November 27, 2011

pringle canning

(v.) To take a shit of such enormity and structural integrity that it is capable of straddling the hole in a dry toilet.

"Benson's in there pringle canning the goddamn toilet again."

by Captain Coffee January 16, 2017

praying for death

A phrase used to respond to the generic “How are you today” question that people randomly ask you throughout the day. Used by people who are clinically depressed, hate their life and/or job, and l would rather die then face one more day of suffering

Coffee shop worker: “Welcome to Starbucks, how are you today?”

Cody: “Still praying for death. I will have a moca latte”

by PazuzuXXX January 28, 2018

Pringule

A Pringule is a member of the Pringulst cult, that worship Pringles. Pringules don’t discriminate against any flavours, but prawn cocktail. They find Pringles radiate good vibes, and are overall pretty chill. Most Pringules devote their life to their cult, it’s not asked, but frowned upon if you do not. Most Pringules also have a very strong sexual attraction to Pringles- many hump them, whilst in the crisp isle.

“Hey Darren, look over there! Someone’s shagging a Pringles can!”

“Yeah, Mark. I know him, he’s a Pringule like me, we’re in the same cult.”

by Hairy Tampon June 2, 2020

Original Pringle Energy

When a persons personality is bland, flavourless (even slightly salty) and boring like an original pringle

Rebecca is so boring! She has original pringle energy

by bandanabitch May 22, 2020

the last pringle

The last of anything that everyone wants.

All but one of the hot cheerleaders already had serious boyfriends. The entire football team agreed that Sarah was the last pringle.

by Holden234 April 10, 2016

pringles

A chip that is most famous for being "grease-free." Great for computer nerdds that don't want to get their keyboards greasy while they're snacking.

"Dude, ever since I started playing World of Warcraft, all I eat is Pringles and Jolt Cola."

by Mikeboarder100 September 19, 2008