pooner

An unmistakably large penis.

With those tight leather pants on, you can really see portelli's pooner.

by Wippert May 25, 2005

pooner

n. Someone who is better than others at some sort of activity.

Man that guy is a pooner, he destroyed their whole team!

by JESUS April 14, 2005

pooner

to be a huge wuss or pussy; to cry about something when you don't like it

Colin Miller is a huge pooner!

by Ryan Reeves July 9, 2003

pooners

The term used to descibe guys who see escorts regularly...as a hobby.
www.pooners.ca
(ie poontang)

Pooners being used in a sentence.

by yoyodude May 17, 2008

pofer

a girl that is terribly ugly and is in between a possum and a gofer

ugh stephanie is such a pofer

by Samantha May 13, 2005

poner

when a girl is turned on and has a boner, her poon pulses and you call this a poner.

to test this sit ontop of the girl and see if her poon pulses.. if it pulses then she's turned on and has a poner!

-'ahhh you lezzer your pooons fucking pulsing, shes got a poner?! '

-jays so fucking hot!
-you have a poner?
-yeah my poon's pulsing like no other!

by yamayam July 21, 2007

Pooner

A dark hole people can get sucked into. It also creates and echo.

Joey ran into the pooner and he was never seen again.

by fuck face bitch November 1, 2007