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Punching the pastrami

Punching the pastrami refers to the act of masturbation for anyone with a vagina, due to the fact that some labia appear similar to certain types of lunch meat.

The vagina bearer's equivalent to "beating one's meat."

Thought to be used first by indie musician Morgueanne di Monica, though she claims there may have been someone before her to use it. She explains that the thought for the term "punching the pastrami" came from a quote from the movie "A Million Ways To Die In The West," where the character Eddie describes a vagina as looking like "a firecracker wrapped in roast beef."
Sorry I didn't call you back right away, I was punching the pastrami.

Dude, you'll be fine. Just go home, take a bubble bath, punch some pastrami, and sleep it off. You'll feel better in the morning. I promise.
by raidersofthelostslang October 12, 2017
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Pastry Chef

When a male sticks a jelly filled pastry, such as a donut or croissant, in a womans vagina, and penetrates the pastry with his penis so that the jelly goes everywhere.
Guy 1: Hey, what happened with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Oh man, we pastry cheffed until my dick was bright red.
by Thatoneguy69 May 1, 2010
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Oul pair

Parents. Used mainly in Ireland. From "Oul wan" meaning 'mother' and 'Oul lad' meaning 'father'. Combined, they are the 'oul pair'.
Jaysus, me oul pair are getting on me tits.
by BabyFat August 9, 2009
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Grow a Pair

To tell someone that they have no testes (balls,gonads,fluff balls,milk machine,wables, or the things your mom sucks on)
by asjkgfyusdag May 11, 2008
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pair annoyed

Sophia: "Zoe, you look unhappy."

Zoe: (fixated on her own reflection): "Let's just say I'm pair annoyed."

Sophia: "Sounds like something right out of the Urban Dictionary."

Zoe: "Hmm..."
by Zoe B. September 12, 2011
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Pastrami

A cured, spiced cut of meat, most commonly beef, enjoyed by all around the world and available at a delicatessen near you.
I named my daughter Pastrami on accident. We meant to name her La'Strami but we can't spell too good.
by Dantrelle February 6, 2008
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au-pair

Au pairing is living with a foreign family, taking care of the children while the parents are working.
Here the differences as to normal au-pairs: more responsability, clearly defined working hours, social benefits as holidays etc., greater separation of work and private life and more independence as nannies often do not live with the family, higher wages.
by Julia May 15, 2003
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