Parastalking

A sport similar to parahawking whereby you find an attractive parahawker and follow them through the thermals.

Jonny: Hey Jimmy, I saw a hot chick whilst parahawking the other day so followed her instead of my bird.

Jimmy: Sounds like you were parastalking.

by JB42 December 27, 2011

parashit

When sitting on the shitter too long, your feet get pins and needles and you can't walk. You have just been paralyzed through shitting.

Jeas lad had some parashit earlier read an fhm back to front, nearly had to be wheeled off the throne.

by coso lad February 25, 2014

Parishmita

Beautiful smile of a Fairy.

Your are Parishmita.

by Dhfcjjb December 5, 2021

Douche Bag Parasite

A person who is a complete douche bag, who does nothing but bring you trouble and also can't stand their own company.

Katherine- "Oh did you hear about that Lucien?"

Suzanne- "Yeah he's a complete douche bag parasite"

by MissDoll February 11, 2010

Penis Parasite

Much like a Penis Leach, but having higher aspirations. Attaching oneself to the genitals of a male supervisory figure for the sole purpose of self recognition. Essentially sucking your way to the top. Most notably taking the role of a boss as an hourly employee just to bolster your monstrous Ego and act important.

Chuck is such a Penis Parasite.

by Bob Bob Returns October 7, 2005

Social parasite

A blurted suddle point or opinion that has some basis of truth but is usually derogatory in nature. Usually given by hard harted persons just to gain social acceptance at the expense of others.

Sometimes reffered to as parasite.

Joe thinks he's cool. But I hate hanging arround a social parasite.

by RJ September 4, 2004

parasite

A borderline obsessive compulsive fan of Paris Hilton

You bought how many copies of The Simple Life DVD? Girl, shoot, you're such a <b>par</b>asite.

by weasley June 29, 2004