ceiling eyes

Perez Hilton's nickname for Audrina Patridge of "The Hills" fame. Probably because in most pictures it looks like she's looking up at something

"Us Weekly is planning on putting the feud between Beef Curtains (Lauren Conrad) and Ceiling Eyes on their new cover."

by Heather (Ya Know) January 18, 2009

Cotton Ceiling

Term used by transwomen to lament the fact that no one on earth wants to have sex with them.

"So Fluffy, now that you're a 'woman,' I presume you're finally getting some action from lesbians?"
"Damnit no Frank--I've hit the cotton ceiling--hell, not even my right hand wants anything to do with me anymore."

by NonpedoSargon December 18, 2021

Glass Ceiling

A wrestling term, symbolizing the barricade keeping the perrenial upper-mid carders from main events. Usually used in the sense of backstage politics in wrestling, with one wrestler being accused of holding another down (as in: below the glass ceiling)

Above the glass ceiling: Triple H
Below the glass ceiling: Chris Jericho

by CM Oreo April 4, 2004

Ceiling tile

A small skinless creature with a rat tail and tire legs

I saw a CEILING TILE

by Maddy<33 December 6, 2022

Nailed to the ceiling

When you're both hammered and high at the same time.

There was so much weed and alcohol at that last party, man.
I know, I still feel nailed to the ceiling.

by Cosmotic March 19, 2008

ceiling boob

A ceiling boob is a type of light on the ceiling that resembles the female's breasts

Woah, your light looks like a ceiling boob!

by GillyLikesUnicorns February 16, 2015

Pyrex ceiling

The glass ceiling for woman in the culinary world.

Sadly woman had to raise and then shatter the Pyrex ceiling of the culinary world in the 1940s -1960s. Sadly, there are still some fairly large shards of glass remaining.

by mlhiss August 13, 2020