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Woke

Literally mentally-retarded, virulent anti-white racists who believe that men are women and babies should be permitted to make love to whomever they want. Responsible for the downfall of civilization and the onset of the Dumb Ages.
"Why is that guy standing out there holding that sign "Love is Love" with the picture of the naked toddler on it?"

"Oh don't mind him---he's one of the Woke, that's all."
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
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Gay Niggers From Outer Space

The single greatest motion picture ever filmed. Available on Youtube.

What are you waiting for---go watch it!!!
"You know Jake, sometimes I wonder if it would be possible to get a film called "Gay Niggers From Outer Space" produced into todays climate of political correctness."

"Tom, I'm pretty sure I know the answer to that question if it really is bothering you all that much."
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
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Super Straight

One of four valid sexualities: along with Super Gay, Super Lesbian, and Bisexual. Super Straight is really just straight--the "super" only became necessary after the transwoman brigade started claiming that "straight" includes male attraction to dudes cosplaying as extremely ugly and hairy women--which it most emphatically does not.
Transwoman: "Super Straight isn't a valid sexuality! Everyone knows straight men want to have sex with other men!"

Chad: "Uh, no dude. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
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Transperbole

The absurd over-the-top apocalyptic hyperbole deployed by trans and their allies whenever their insanity is pointed out.
"Transwomen are men and I don't believe they should be allowed to take pictures in the little girls' loo."

"I'm sorry that you think transwomen don't exist--we are here and we will photograph whomever we want. Stop genociding us."

"Oh god--please stop with the transperbole already. Obviously you exist and how could anyone forget it you when you can't even shut up about it for five seconds at a time."
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
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Cotton Ceiling

Term used by transwomen to lament the fact that no one on earth wants to have sex with them.
"So Fluffy, now that you're a 'woman,' I presume you're finally getting some action from lesbians?"
"Damnit no Frank--I've hit the cotton ceiling--hell, not even my right hand wants anything to do with me anymore."
by NonpedoSargon December 18, 2021
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Space Movie 1992

Gay N*ggers From Outer Space.

Yes folks--that's the name of the film. A true classic. Available on Youtube.
"I conned my folks into doing a google search for "Space Movie 1992" and would you believe we're all watching Gay N*ggers From Outer Space even as we speak.?"
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
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Wooden Wonder

1. The outstanding WWII Brit fighter/bomber--DeHaviland Mosquito. AKA "Mossie."

2. My John Thompson when I wake up next to my bride in the morning.
1. "Gotta love the Mossie."

"Yup. The Wooden Wonder!"

2. "Darling, is that the Wooden Wonder or are you just happy to see me?"

"Why not both?"
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
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