Skip to main content

NonpedoSargon's definitions

Cotton Ceiling

Term used by transwomen to lament the fact that no one on earth wants to have sex with them.
"So Fluffy, now that you're a 'woman,' I presume you're finally getting some action from lesbians?"
"Damnit no Frank--I've hit the cotton ceiling--hell, not even my right hand wants anything to do with me anymore."
by NonpedoSargon December 18, 2021
mugGet the Cotton Ceilingmug.

Transperbole

The absurd over-the-top apocalyptic hyperbole deployed by trans and their allies whenever their insanity is pointed out.
"Transwomen are men and I don't believe they should be allowed to take pictures in the little girls' loo."

"I'm sorry that you think transwomen don't exist--we are here and we will photograph whomever we want. Stop genociding us."

"Oh god--please stop with the transperbole already. Obviously you exist and how could anyone forget it you when you can't even shut up about it for five seconds at a time."
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
mugGet the Transperbolemug.

BLM

"Black Lives Murder" -- a racist criminal organization which thrives on extracting millions from the very dumbest ("wokeist") members of Western Civilization.
"They've been repeatedly busted for massive fraud and financial reporting crimes but of course they're never going to be called on it."

"Who?"

"BLM".
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
mugGet the BLMmug.

Woke

Literally mentally-retarded, virulent anti-white racists who believe that men are women and babies should be permitted to make love to whomever they want. Responsible for the downfall of civilization and the onset of the Dumb Ages.
"Why is that guy standing out there holding that sign "Love is Love" with the picture of the naked toddler on it?"

"Oh don't mind him---he's one of the Woke, that's all."
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
mugGet the Wokemug.
The single greatest motion picture ever filmed. Available on Youtube.

What are you waiting for---go watch it!!!
"You know Jake, sometimes I wonder if it would be possible to get a film called "Gay Niggers From Outer Space" produced into todays climate of political correctness."

"Tom, I'm pretty sure I know the answer to that question if it really is bothering you all that much."
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
mugGet the Gay Niggers From Outer Spacemug.

Dark Brandon

The Pedophile in Chief. Proudly pinches and twists eight-year old girls' nipples on YouTube. Loves to shower with his own daughter. AKA "the Big Guy."
"Who is that creep over there in the corner sniffing that little girls' hair and grabbing her ass?"

"That would be Dark Brandon."
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
mugGet the Dark Brandonmug.

Pedo Hitler

Joe Biden. A lifelong and notorious pedophile (he's on video on Youtube pinching and twisting eight year old girls' nipples and he showered with his own daughter), Biden was assigned the moniker "Pedo Hitler" after he gave a satanic speech in Philadelphia calling half the nation "semi-fascists" and threatening non-leftists with F-16s and nuclear bombs. The second most evil man in American History after Black Hitler aka Barack Obama.
"Hey who are you voting for in 2024?"

"Well it ain't gonna be Pedo Hitler--I can tell you that right now!"
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
mugGet the Pedo Hitlermug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email