NonpedoSargon's definitions
The sexual orientation of approximately 94% of all human beings on Earth i.e. attracted solely to members of the opposite sex. "Straight" does NOT include "attraction to people of the same sex making a very sad and pathetic attempt to cosplay as the opposite sex."
"Hey John, are you going to go on a date with that transwoman?"
"No Fred--for the last time--I'm straight!"
"Yeah John but straight also includes...."
"Just stop Fred."
"No Fred--for the last time--I'm straight!"
"Yeah John but straight also includes...."
"Just stop Fred."
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
Get the Straightmug. The single greatest motion picture ever filmed. Available on Youtube.
What are you waiting for---go watch it!!!
What are you waiting for---go watch it!!!
"You know Jake, sometimes I wonder if it would be possible to get a film called "Gay Niggers From Outer Space" produced into todays climate of political correctness."
"Tom, I'm pretty sure I know the answer to that question if it really is bothering you all that much."
"Tom, I'm pretty sure I know the answer to that question if it really is bothering you all that much."
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
Get the Gay Niggers From Outer Spacemug. One of four valid sexualities: along with Super Gay, Super Lesbian, and Bisexual. Super Straight is really just straight--the "super" only became necessary after the transwoman brigade started claiming that "straight" includes male attraction to dudes cosplaying as extremely ugly and hairy women--which it most emphatically does not.
Transwoman: "Super Straight isn't a valid sexuality! Everyone knows straight men want to have sex with other men!"
Chad: "Uh, no dude. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."
Chad: "Uh, no dude. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
Get the Super Straightmug. "Black Lives Murder" -- a racist criminal organization which thrives on extracting millions from the very dumbest ("wokeist") members of Western Civilization.
"They've been repeatedly busted for massive fraud and financial reporting crimes but of course they're never going to be called on it."
"Who?"
"BLM".
"Who?"
"BLM".
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
Get the BLMmug. The Pedophile in Chief. Proudly pinches and twists eight-year old girls' nipples on YouTube. Loves to shower with his own daughter. AKA "the Big Guy."
"Who is that creep over there in the corner sniffing that little girls' hair and grabbing her ass?"
"That would be Dark Brandon."
"That would be Dark Brandon."
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
Get the Dark Brandonmug. Literally mentally-retarded, virulent anti-white racists who believe that men are women and babies should be permitted to make love to whomever they want. Responsible for the downfall of civilization and the onset of the Dumb Ages.
"Why is that guy standing out there holding that sign "Love is Love" with the picture of the naked toddler on it?"
"Oh don't mind him---he's one of the Woke, that's all."
"Oh don't mind him---he's one of the Woke, that's all."
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
Get the Wokemug. The absurd over-the-top apocalyptic hyperbole deployed by trans and their allies whenever their insanity is pointed out.
"Transwomen are men and I don't believe they should be allowed to take pictures in the little girls' loo."
"I'm sorry that you think transwomen don't exist--we are here and we will photograph whomever we want. Stop genociding us."
"Oh god--please stop with the transperbole already. Obviously you exist and how could anyone forget it you when you can't even shut up about it for five seconds at a time."
"I'm sorry that you think transwomen don't exist--we are here and we will photograph whomever we want. Stop genociding us."
"Oh god--please stop with the transperbole already. Obviously you exist and how could anyone forget it you when you can't even shut up about it for five seconds at a time."
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
Get the Transperbolemug.