NonpedoSargon's definitions
The Pedophile in Chief. Proudly pinches and twists eight-year old girls' nipples on YouTube. Loves to shower with his own daughter. AKA "the Big Guy."
"Who is that creep over there in the corner sniffing that little girls' hair and grabbing her ass?"
"That would be Dark Brandon."
"That would be Dark Brandon."
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
Get the Dark Brandonmug. 1. The outstanding WWII Brit fighter/bomber--DeHaviland Mosquito. AKA "Mossie."
2. My John Thompson when I wake up next to my bride in the morning.
2. My John Thompson when I wake up next to my bride in the morning.
1. "Gotta love the Mossie."
"Yup. The Wooden Wonder!"
2. "Darling, is that the Wooden Wonder or are you just happy to see me?"
"Why not both?"
"Yup. The Wooden Wonder!"
2. "Darling, is that the Wooden Wonder or are you just happy to see me?"
"Why not both?"
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
Get the Wooden Wondermug. "So Fluffy, now that you're a 'woman,' I presume you're finally getting some action from lesbians?"
"Damnit no Frank--I've hit the cotton ceiling--hell, not even my right hand wants anything to do with me anymore."
"Damnit no Frank--I've hit the cotton ceiling--hell, not even my right hand wants anything to do with me anymore."
by NonpedoSargon December 18, 2021
Get the Cotton Ceilingmug. The single greatest motion picture ever filmed. Available on Youtube.
What are you waiting for---go watch it!!!
What are you waiting for---go watch it!!!
"You know Jake, sometimes I wonder if it would be possible to get a film called "Gay Niggers From Outer Space" produced into todays climate of political correctness."
"Tom, I'm pretty sure I know the answer to that question if it really is bothering you all that much."
"Tom, I'm pretty sure I know the answer to that question if it really is bothering you all that much."
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
Get the Gay Niggers From Outer Spacemug. Literally mentally-retarded, virulent anti-white racists who believe that men are women and babies should be permitted to make love to whomever they want. Responsible for the downfall of civilization and the onset of the Dumb Ages.
"Why is that guy standing out there holding that sign "Love is Love" with the picture of the naked toddler on it?"
"Oh don't mind him---he's one of the Woke, that's all."
"Oh don't mind him---he's one of the Woke, that's all."
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
Get the Wokemug. Gay N*ggers From Outer Space.
Yes folks--that's the name of the film. A true classic. Available on Youtube.
Yes folks--that's the name of the film. A true classic. Available on Youtube.
"I conned my folks into doing a google search for "Space Movie 1992" and would you believe we're all watching Gay N*ggers From Outer Space even as we speak.?"
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
Get the Space Movie 1992mug. "Black Lives Murder" -- a racist criminal organization which thrives on extracting millions from the very dumbest ("wokeist") members of Western Civilization.
"They've been repeatedly busted for massive fraud and financial reporting crimes but of course they're never going to be called on it."
"Who?"
"BLM".
"Who?"
"BLM".
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
Get the BLMmug.