Cum muffler

The wad of toilet you hold against your asshole to muffle the sound of shame as you try to expel the cum from your anus after butt sex so you're roommates can't hear.

I used a cum muffler and my mom didn't suspect a thing

by B&A&F March 17, 2017

custard muffler

Another name for a condom.

His blue veigned custard chucker was throbbing, but alas, it would be denied without him wearing the trusted custard muffler.

by Bruce Juice June 3, 2017

Snut Muffle

Snut muffle is when a girl tries to cover up a queef by placing her hands over her vagina and applying pressure

"A lot of girls like to Snut Muffle in front of other boys"

"that girl was snut muffling in front of her parents"

by MonkeyBEast1 March 4, 2018

murdle up

1. to get into a vehicle and go somewhere

2. to go somewhere period, not necessarily by car but usually

"yo man you tryin to murdle up real quick and go get butts?"

by c force December 24, 2008

Muff Muffled

To be silenced by the muff.

Before he could say another word,I muff muffled him.

by Thinkinfyou January 9, 2009

Spanish Muffler

When a girl is having VIOLENT diarrhea and you shove your penis in her ass to plug it and the diarrhea squirts everywhere.

My girlfriend ate some bad sandwich meat and it gave her the Spanish Muffler

by elf warrior 2000 December 1, 2009

mufflerman

A clean man who puts mufflers and other exhaust parts on cars.

Herb is the best mufflerman in the shop.

by Herb April 26, 2004