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moisturiser

one who continuously moisturises and bitches about everything. mating call: oh my god oh my god oh my god can i borrow some moisturiser oh my god
by Anonymous June 26, 2003
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the name moisturiser started when a group up us were drunk something the moisties dont do we decided which girls were goin 2 b da moisties and then it stuck. the original meaning of moisty was 'the girls who dont drink or go out, the frigid girls, the girls who we couldnt stand 2 b around, the immature then 5th form girls and the girls whos sentences werent complete without the trade mark OH MY GOD!!!!' the moisties apdpted this name & r now proud of it & as a girl i wouldnt b proud of it. it never really had 2 nething 2 do with moisturiser except the name
being a moisty is nothing to b proud of so stop claiming it!
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say it to my face bitch,dont use this site to say shit,bla bla bla what ever
by Anonymous August 21, 2003
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i said it to ur guys faces all da time it aint my fault if u dont listen!!! i dont bitch behind peoples backs something u guys wouldnt understand
by Anonymous August 24, 2003
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moisturize some elbows

the act or art of putting a fist in an anus or vagina (which requires great care and huge amounts of lubrication, thus "moisturizing").
Peter's annoying me so badly that I'm about to moisturize some elbows.
by ass istant December 12, 2009
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Moisturbation

When your significant other uses moisturizer on your private parts is now known as moisturbation.
Usually most hand and body lotions work well for moisturbation and it’s more fun when a partner gives you a hand...or two.
by Desert Geetarman April 3, 2018
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moistbrevity

A person who was ready humble life, but is now humbled by life. Likes video games and, if they have them, newborns. Likely to be a dungeon master
The moistbrevity of the past felt so much potential. Now I feel that their job is to be part of their son's potential. It's humbling... And scary.
by DimRyan December 1, 2019
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