Malachy is a boy who thinks he's a bitchy blond girl from southern California with a big ass, probably soft. His penis is approximately the size of his pinky finger, and just as white. Pale, actually. He is constantly revolving between 'Soul Mates' who are really just girls he thinks are hot, but are way out of his league and weren't really interested in him. He says his goal in life is to be happy, but he's pretty much always complaining.
by sexyduckling August 09, 2020
Malachy, an attractive guy who has a great smile. He loves wearing hats and especially flannels. He is kind, gentle, caring, and compassionate to whoever he meets and knows. You smile whenever he walks into the room and he makes your day brighter. He loves his family and friends and is a great boyfriend. Malachy is a keeper.
by a_girl_who_likes_guys November 25, 2021
Malachy, an attractive guy who has a great smile. He loves wearing hats and especially flannels. He is kind, gentle, caring, and compassionate to whoever he meets and knows. You smile whenever he walks into the room and he makes your day brighter. He loves his family and friends and is a great boyfriend. Malachy is a keeper.
by a_girl_who_likes_guys November 25, 2021
by Penispenis September 04, 2021
A male man who is usually bigger for his age and is knows as girls best friend and can be normally gay. He is a mal who is into oral and is attracted to gay men and men over 71.
by Thayes12345 October 03, 2019
A male man who is usually bigger for his age and is knows as girls best friend and can be normally gay. He is a mal who is into oral and is attracted to gay men and men over 71.
by Thayes12345 October 03, 2019
by Daddymaterial December 10, 2018