limp dick

Slang name for erectile dysfunction. (See definition for dick splint for cure)

Until Congress passes a Medicare supplement for prescriptions like viagra I'm going to have to rely on popsicle sticks and duct tape...mighty tough to find willing partners though.

by harry flashman July 20, 2003

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limp bizkit

li-mp biz-kut: adj.,(n); A sound so awful, it can make Snoop Dogg stop blazin up the chronic.

I took a Limp Biscuit and there was no toilet paper to wipe the Limp Biscuit from my KORN hole.

by nismoinside October 05, 2003

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limp bizkit

A band characterized by moronic lyrics with many mentions of the word "fuck" (CuZ Th3y r teh H4Rdc0R3!!!111!!), shitty power riffs played over and over, and inane "beats" added in. Their lead "singer" Fred Durst either "raps" in a whiny bitch ass voice or "sings" in monotone. Y'know, when he's trying to be all "serious".

Limp Bizkit song: Move in now move out, hands up now hands down.

Me: What is this? The fuckin' hokey pokey?

by combat_rock November 29, 2003

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Limp Dickin'

to be in a state of lampin', hangin' or chillin'. What does a limp dick do, nothing, just hangs

What you doing tonite?
Just limp dickin' at the crib

by datrumole October 27, 2009

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Limp Shitskit

Slang for people who dislike Limp Bizkit.

Ando: Did you see Limp Bizkit at the Download festival?

Bendo: Oh, you mean Limp Shitskit

Ando: Haha yeah, they suck, can't even spell Biscuit properley.

Bendo: I know, did you know their band is named after a game where gays cum on a biscuit(cookie) and pass it around to each other and eat it?

Ando: No, it doesn't suprise me.

Bendo: They probably play it themselves with each other! And they probably also play "Shit Biscuit". Similar to Limp Biscuit but with shit in place of cum.

Ando: hahahahaahhahaaaaaaaa

by Jake West Jones March 23, 2008

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