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Zoom Keeper

During Coronavirus, many people used the online application Zoom for work and social activities. Zoom requires that one person be the admin. Zoom can host as many as hundreds of people. It becomes like a human zoo. So the admin will be the Zoom Keeper!
Jack: We have an afterhour on Zoom tonight.
Jill: Who's the Zoom Keeper? It was like a menagerie last time.
Jack: You are!
by Mongolian Gone Wild April 2, 2020
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Light keeper

Light keeper

Very simple ..

Tricked into this as a one off by spirit ..

Then had the thought, can I heal spirits that contact me .. like family … ?

Before long there is a waiting room …

Movable waiting room … ;)

When I warily mentioned to the only person I thought might understand ..

Oh yeah … you know healing them too .. past, present and future …

Since then I got upgraded to healing timelines too ;)

Then unborn babies .. something about clearing up a moral dilemma in a despot country …

All I do is open a channel to guide to give my healing energy, higher me does the rest

I like him … can’t wait to be him …

Drains the shit out of you if you let the queue build up .. but we all have bad weeks .. they see what’s occurring….

Light keeper … anyone seeing the energy created would struggle to explain perhaps ..,

Energy seems to like me though…

Cause it knows it’s in good hands

Some would use … some abuse .. true power is actually the act of control and not unashamedly begging for anarchy …
Light keeper … burn baby burn

Disco fucking inferno ..
by LetsTalkAboutX January 8, 2023
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Kaepernick

verb To shit where you eat. To screw up big time.
Boy , did you see the way Joe did that Kaepernick?
by Uncle Joe K. December 3, 2019
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Kacper

"end the pointless abyss I call like, the endless catacombs of my impending loss of hope. Is there an escape? Please, please let me end it all.''

Essentially wants to die but keeps his will to live intact for everyone he cares about, noone actually knows when he gets home he dies inside and turns into a fucking vegetable.
I Dont know anything about this dude, he's been here for 2 and a half years, he's a Kacper
by absorbmyleftnut November 5, 2019
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Pull A Kasper

The intention of doing something-or not doing something- for 24 hours, but only lasting 6 hours.
"I planned to go 24 hours without my phone but I just had to pull a Kasper and only go 6."
by Yiikkeessss August 23, 2016
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trapper keeper

(n) An affectionate slang term for vagina, referencing an American brand of loose-leaf binder, popular with elementary/middle/high school students from the 1970s-1990s.
"Panties washed in Tide detergent don't really agree with my trapper keeper."
by TrappersDaddy November 21, 2009
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Kaepernick

to purposefully disrespect a person, group, entity in order to gain respect (verb)
Damn girl, first, he slapped you in the face, and then you fucked him? He totally kaepernicked you.
by Wormulous German God of Comedy September 27, 2017
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