escape hatch

In the context of a blind date, an escape hatch is a pre-arranged call placed by a friend to your cell phone shortly after the start time of the date. If the date is going well, the call can be ignored. If the date is a nightmare so far, you answer, pretend that the caller is informing you of an emergency that requires your presence, then excuse yourself immediately. This allows you to cut the date short without embarrassing either party. The phrase can also refer to the friend who places the call.

You: Hey, I have a date with that guy from nerve.com at 8:00; can you be my escape hatch?
Friend: You want me to call you at 8:30 or 9:00?

by Theodora June 29, 2007

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Spam Hatch

Female genitalia

"I saw her spam hatch"

by Darren November 26, 2001

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Related Words

hratch • hatch • hatchet • hatchet wound • hatchet man • Hatchback • hatcher • Hatching • hatchet-face • hatchet job

slimy hatchet wound

the vagina

The odor emitting from my girlfriend's slimy hatchet wound was reminiscent of a yeast infection. Much to my surprise, upon wakening this morning, she had a loaf of wonderbread between her thighs.

by weave April 2, 2003

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Snatch Hatch

Someone who gets in the way of a female who is trying to get some sexual gratification. Similar to a cock block, but with a female being blocked rather than a male.

I was trying to spit game on Jason tonight but that cunt Suzy stepped in and told him I've got the stank puss. Then she hooked up with him. What a snatch hatch!

by Taeil Kim December 8, 2007

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