Hokus Pookus

When you go take a poo that looks normal in the bowl but when you flush the toilet the seemingly solid movement suddenly disintegrates into a brown cloud.

I took a shit that looked like it could choke a donkey but I realized when I flushed that it was just a Hokus Pookus.

by Owlcoholics May 29, 2009

Household 6

Term used by military member to refer to their spouse. Household 6 runs things at home not only everyday but also while their spouse is away during deployments, TDYs, and training. Often raising the couples children alone, handling PCSes alone, and anything where a POA is needed for their spouse. Name originated in two parts, Household for where the spouse spends most of their time, and 6 is a designation for a commander of a Company/Troop, Battalion/Squadron, Brigade/Regiment, Division or Corps.

Last minute training, good thing my Household 6 packed my bag.

by milspouse89 February 11, 2012

Ingredient House

Noun: A home that has no ready-to-eat foods or snacks, only the ingredients to make food.

I'm going over to Jenna's house, I better eat something beforehand because she lives in an Ingredient House.

by PurplJep December 23, 2021

House M.D.

A critically acclaimed medical drama television series starring British actor Hugh Laurie who plays an anti-social doctor (Dr. Gregory House) that specializes in infectious diseases and nephrology, and is also head of the Department of Diagnostic Medicine.

Other characters include Dr. James Wilson(an oncologist) and head of the Department of Oncology, Dr. Lisa Cuddy (an endocrinologist) and also Dean of Medicine, Dr. Eric Foreman (a neurologist), Dr. Allison Cameron (an immunologist), and Dr. Robert Chase (an intensivist).

House M.D. is smart and cleverly written and has the best theme song ever.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: (approaching with two young-looking female interns) Dr. House!
Dr. Gregory House: Time for Girl Scout cookies already?
Dr. Wilson: Get me some Thin Mints.

This is a quote from House M.D..

by [Katie] May 19, 2007

soap house

A Japanese facility where men go to get bathed by women and then have sex with them. (Defined in a filthy frank video).

Nathan said the soap house was very satisfying.

by Sin lettuce December 3, 2017

Marble House

To ejaculate in your partner and let it harden to the point their orifice looks like a house made out of marble.

Cool Guy 1: Dude, I totally marble housed this girl last night!
Cool Guy 2: WOW. Very cool! Let’s make a rock band to commemorate this event!
Cool Guy 1: Yes! Let’s name the Marble House!
Cool Guy 2: Yes.

by MarbleHouse420 March 7, 2020

The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host

A video commenting trend started by the YouTuber Jonny RaZeR. This phrase is similar to the phrase ITS NOT A MISTAKE ✨ ITS A MASTERPIECE ✨ created by JellyBean, however unlike them, Jonny had his own viewers decide on the comment that would be written in the comment section of every video seen by participants of the joke. A viewer of Jonny commented The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host and it quickly began to be copy and pasted in the comment section. Jonny has encouraged everyone to only comment the message once on each video seen and to like/upvote the single comment in hopes of preventing the message from flooding the comments of every video on social media.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that comment being spammed everywhere on social media?
Person 2: Yeah! Everyone keeps saying The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host

by Twi Shorts January 14, 2023