by carrie jackson May 15, 2018
Get the Feeding the geese mug.a moment of time where there is a lot of "geesing" on one party or another. primarily used in the Oakland, CA area.
a group of friends are geesing a boy named Derek rapidly.
person 1: "awww snap, derek's mom must be blind cuz if i was her after i gave birth to him, i would kill myself"
person 2: "damn sucka, hes so skinny cuz his mom ain't got no tits to breast feed him"
person 3: "ay yo son, derek cried when he dropped a nutter butter"
person 4: "derek only has friends cuz he buys them"
that was a geese session.
person 1: "awww snap, derek's mom must be blind cuz if i was her after i gave birth to him, i would kill myself"
person 2: "damn sucka, hes so skinny cuz his mom ain't got no tits to breast feed him"
person 3: "ay yo son, derek cried when he dropped a nutter butter"
person 4: "derek only has friends cuz he buys them"
that was a geese session.
by $ Dogg November 12, 2004
Get the geese session mug.Tall & slight build, with wirey, pubic like hair. Often a Geeson is unco-ordinated and gangly.
Has a tendancy to blurt out unwanted noises and sounds, that only he can understand.
A Geeson is often useless and unmotivated, and enjoys distracting others.
Has a tendancy to blurt out unwanted noises and sounds, that only he can understand.
A Geeson is often useless and unmotivated, and enjoys distracting others.
"stop being a Geeson"
by anon please February 29, 2008
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Get the Gueef mug.by GustinBooz October 14, 2009
Get the Geese Mode mug.The act of pleasuring oneself via the most ridiculously unnecessary piece of TV drivel since The View. It is most often obnoxious and somewhat obscene to non-Gleeks who cringe when hearing one of the overwrought mashup monstrosities so popularized by the show.
My roommate was gleesturbating all last night because he "needed to catch up for the next season". If I have to hear that shitty version of Golddigger one more time, Im'ma cut a bitch.
Hell is other people's Gleesturbation.
-Oscar Wilde
Hell is other people's Gleesturbation.
-Oscar Wilde
by maximillian.arthur April 14, 2010
Get the gleesturbation mug."i guess" is a phrase that can be used in response to almost any situation or comment. its versatility is clearly its strongest asset. popular uses include expressing disdain for something or someone, expressing uncertainty or confusion, expressing the irony and absurdity of a situation, expressing sarcasm, or expressing apathy towards something or someone.
Expressing:
-disdain for something or someone:
Jenny: Actually, you're not invited. Sorry, but, really, I don't want to have any losers like you at my party.
Jim (as she walks away): I guess...
-uncertainty or confusion
Barista: Double special ultra low fat soy grande latte or triple super peppermint vente no milk frap with whipped cream?
Joe: I guess...
-irony or absurdity or a situation
Jane (upon seeing her ex boyfriend with HIS new boyfriend): I guess...
-sarcasm
Jamie: She's cool, I guess...
-apathy towards something or someone
Jack: So, are you pro-life or pro-choice? Because I really feel that when you analyze both sides of the issue...
John: I guess.
-disdain for something or someone:
Jenny: Actually, you're not invited. Sorry, but, really, I don't want to have any losers like you at my party.
Jim (as she walks away): I guess...
-uncertainty or confusion
Barista: Double special ultra low fat soy grande latte or triple super peppermint vente no milk frap with whipped cream?
Joe: I guess...
-irony or absurdity or a situation
Jane (upon seeing her ex boyfriend with HIS new boyfriend): I guess...
-sarcasm
Jamie: She's cool, I guess...
-apathy towards something or someone
Jack: So, are you pro-life or pro-choice? Because I really feel that when you analyze both sides of the issue...
John: I guess.
by jsw454 July 6, 2005
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