7 definitions by carrie jackson

When a tiger has a bigger bush than Osama Bin Laden
When we were hunting in Africa I saw a bush tiger and I had to masturbate to it
by carrie jackson March 25, 2018
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When you make your own pocket pussy, you use water from a creek as lube, and you get a stick up your are.
Last night when I felt horny, I used pond water as lube and it felt like I had sticks in my crotch
by carrie jackson June 7, 2018
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When your dick is taller than you are
When I saw that 600 pound black woman I got a skyscraper dick
by carrie jackson March 25, 2018
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When you wake up after a hard night of RAW fucking and your genital area is covered with poison ivy and dots the size of cherries, watermelons, golfballs, baseballs, basketballs, grapefruit, raisins, or guitars.
I got a huge pussy rash after Ashton was in my Grand Canyon last night
by carrie jackson March 25, 2018
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When "you get this pussy, you get this pussy, everybody gets this pussy"
Theres this one girl named Molly at our school and she's such an Oprah Winfrey bitch
by carrie jackson March 25, 2018
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When a girl follows all her hopes and dreams her whole entire life only to find out the guy she wants to marry has a chode (normally less than 12 inches)
I was frustrated, I spent my entire life to find a guy I wanted to marry but he had a yellow brick chode
by carrie jackson March 25, 2018
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