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GROUNDPOUND

A non-resident hunter's art of killing North Dakota Game animals by shooting them before they are allowed to move from a relaxed position.
"He cheated and Groundpounded the Pheasant before it could fly!"
by GAME FAN ND November 14, 2011
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GroundDog Day

=coined by Abby Lindsay to describe the repeating mental state of dogs when their owners return home, at which time they have forgotten that everything that happened today, happened just as it did yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that, etc.
GroundDog Day

As in--

"Daddy, what is GroundDog Day?"

"Daddy, Daddy, you're home. I can't believe you came home. I didn't think you'd ever come home.

You've never left me alone for this long before. Daddy, Daddy. I love you soooo much…."

whimper, whimper, doggie kiss, doggie kiss, tail wag, tail wag, hip swagger, hip swagger

"Daddy, Daddy, can I have a Scoobie Snack? Huh, huh.?

"Daddy, you wouldn't believe what Kelly Ripa was wearing today…you really shouldn't have gone to work…what is work anyway, Daddy?

Daddy, can I have some wet food tonight Daddy…what are you eating?…can I go out and play?

When am I going to get a baby brother or sister…how come all the other dogs are walking their Mommies and Daddies by and not me…

Daddy, I saw them pee on my yard….

Daddy, can I sleep on your bed when you're gone…jk Daddy…

Daddy, I can't believe you came home for me….

scratch, scratch, lick, scratch
by miunger April 26, 2013
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Groundhoggin It

Groundhoggin It: when one has to take a shit and it is trying to sneak out and you force it back up there and it does the same thing again and again until you eventually let nature take its course in the bathroom.
by Matt May 26, 2004
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(Kyootest) Groundforg

Another name for Ayan S. (Indian celeb.) The word "groundforg" refers to a mashup of groundhog + forg (misspelling of "frog"). It is unclear whether a groundforg has a groundhog body and a frog face, or a frog body and a groundhog face. It is meant to be left to the imagination.

"Groundforg" is usually preceded by the superlative adjective "Kyootest," as in the case of its original subject, Ayan S.
Ayan S. is the (Kyootest) Groundforg in that story about the ferocious jungle animals with soft hearts.

Nobody is a kyooter groundforg than Ayan S., and that is a fact.

Very few groundforgs exist in the world, but Ayan is the #OG.
by yetanotheruswntmemepage May 15, 2023
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groundhoggin

When you gotta take a shit so bad, you cant squeeze your ass cheeks together or make it "go back up".
Dude, I gotta shit so bad, it's groundhoggin!!
by Airica November 13, 2005
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Ground hog grease

The skid mark found in one's shorts after one refuses to defecate when one should.
Barbara: I had to shit so bad, but I didn't want to log off facebook.

Sue: So what happened?

Barbara: When I finally logged off, I found some ground hog grease in my panties.
by ryan p cooke April 24, 2009
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Groundhogs Day

Annual day of rest and/or leisure for all criminal occupations. Observed February 2nd, celebrations often involve use of cannibis and/or alcohol.
"I'm just chillin' like a villian on groundhogs day."
by bobcatbobcat May 19, 2009
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