ass to grass

Doing full range squats and beyond, meaning when you squat you go a below parallel.

matt: you squatting today?
james: yup
matt: ass to grass or 2 inch rom?
james: below parallel! lol

by martylolwut July 19, 2009

Grassi

A method of masturbation where one stimulates one's genitals using one or more blades of grass, typically in a picnic setting. This word is stemmed from the phrase "being put out to grass."

"Dude, the man is done mowing the lawn. There is plenty of grass to choose from! Let me begin my Grassi!"

by ClipboardCondoms June 29, 2022

national touch grass day

July 23 is national touch grass day! Its when you disgusting unholy fucks finally go outside and touch grass :)

Mary: Hey John guess what day it is
John: What day is it
Mary: Its national touch grass day!!
John: o h n o
Mary: *throws John outside*

by Panic! Just fucking panic July 12, 2021

ass is grass

An expression foretelling a person's doom or demise. Originated from the fact that a murdered person's body decomposes and then provides fertilizer for grass, hence the "ass" becoming grass.

Your ass is grass if she gave you head while we were dating.

by Satan March 25, 2005

Your ass is grass

1.You're dead fool.
2.You better watch it cuz you don't know who you are messing with.

Joe: You are a slut.
Stacey: Say it again and your ass is grass.

by rebel27 December 18, 2008

go touch grass

if someone tells you to go touch grass, it means that you need to get out more.

eg: ryan was annoying so Lexi said: go touch grass😩 which means she is telling you to get out more.

by creatorsss April 21, 2021

grasser

a person like a snitch who gossips or passes someones personal information on to another person.

''you fucking grasser!''

by sweet jesus April 16, 2006