*glomp*

to attack with love in the form of a pouncing hug. The verb glomp is accompanied by "action stars" to show the act of glomping over the internet

A:OMG LONG TIME NO SEE!
B:*glomp*
a:can'y breathe... too much love

by Leekat July 3, 2008

glomple

A cross between a glomp and a huggle. To run up to a person, embrace them (usually from behind), and then continue hugging. Usually leads to snuggling as well.

Jean gave Kain a huge glomple after he gave him cookies.

by strawberryjello February 6, 2005

Gloopster

Taken from the name Augustus Gloop from Willy Wonker a gloopster is a fat or tubby person (UK)

Person 1: Look at that fat cunt over there
Person 2: He’s a real tubby custard

Person 1: no he’s more than that he’s a gloopster

by Ispeakengland July 25, 2023

Gloobenshmire

The cheesy substance that builds up in the space between youre ballsack and your asshole. The texture is similar to toe jam.

Robert: Damn dude, i got some major gloobenshmire going on here.
Ricky: Ewwwwww stay away from me man.... i dont wanna get all glooby.

by notyourmomsloverman September 27, 2011

gloobanga

When you a person only pursues a Male/Female to cum in their Asshole

I am part of the church of Gloobanga.
I am Gloobanging her.
Did you see how that Gloobanger took that niggafart like a pro?!

by Professional Gloobanger May 18, 2023

Glomp-happy

1. Adj. Possessing a nature of being extremely excitable upon the entrance of an acquaintance, friend, or love that has not been seen by the subject for what would seem like a long time for the subject, but is usually considered a short time. Can also describe someone who glomps a lot.

2. Adj. Describing a nature of being glomp-happy.

Very often, glomp-happy people are extremely cheerful and bubbly, but cheerfulness and bubbliness do not necessarily indicate a glomp-happy nature.

"Kaira's a really glomp-happy person. Just look right there."

Kaira: OhmygodIhaven'tseenyousince... this morning! *glompglomp*

by Tenna Deinra April 20, 2006

Augustus Glooped

When a person is covered in feces, resembling a person who has fallen into a chocolate river.

Charlie's girlfriend is really into scat, so he got Augustus Glooped last night.

by Lil_Bird414 October 14, 2021