A cross between a glomp and a huggle. To run up to a person, embrace them (usually from behind), and then continue hugging. Usually leads to snuggling as well.
Jean gave Kain a huge glomple after he gave him cookies.
A cinematic term describing any change request made by an art director that is niggling, insignificant, unnoticeable or completely unrealistic to complete given the time allotted.
When someone is so fucking fat and whale that they cause an earthquake on every step they take. Usually the result of eating too much cake the fat cunts, but can also be caused by poor diet and lack of exercise. When swimming in the ocean, the fat ugly jam donut eating, huge gut having, thighs the size of a 40' container possessing, cake chomping whompers have been known to cause tsunamis in Japan, the fat fucking cunts.
dude 1: did you see girl 1? she glomped dude 2!
girl 2: she had to glomp someone;it was a dare.
dude 1:your right its in the past.
girl 2: i was dared to do this *glomps dude 1*
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.