Semen Goggles 

A working person that wears glasses. Not because he is partially sighted, but to protect his/her eyes from spunk after sucking the boss off due to them being up the bosses arse all the time.

"Check out semen goggles Pedro, thats one way to get on the mounting table in the mornings! "

Semen Goggles by Hedgehog Dave February 15, 2014

Beard Goggles 

When you suddenly find someone more attractive after growing a beard, or less attractive after shaving it.

I have some serious beard goggles for him!

Beard Goggles by namepersonface August 10, 2014

daddy goggles 

The tendency for dads to think their sons are way better athletes than they really are.

Dad: Man my son should be the shortstop on this baseball team, he is the best kid we have.

Observer: Actually your son sucks and should be on the bench where he has been and you need to take off those daddy goggles.

daddy goggles by DROD76 October 28, 2015

CMA goggles

The lowering of standards when picking a female at the California Maritime Acedemy as a result of the shortage of women as well as the shortage of good-looking women.

Similar to the phenomenon of Triton Eye that occurs on the UCSD campus.

Yeah you have the CMA goggles on full time now, dude.

CMA goggles by phoenix.protocol October 30, 2010

Boob Goggles

When a girl is made substantially more attractive by the size of her breasts.

God she's hot!

What you on about?

Don't worry he's got his boob goggles on... he'll get over it.

Boob Goggles by Fighting the increasing majority January 3, 2009

nostalgia goggles 

Someone's tunnel vision when it comes to objects from their past, such as cartoons, video games, even books.

"The new Transformers movie sucks! The original cartoon was the best!"
In this case the commenter is wearing Nostalgia Goggles, as the new movies/cartoons may be geared towards a new audience, instead of the old one

nostalgia goggles by Moses of the Desert July 26, 2007

Cornell Goggles 

The way men rate women at Cornell University, usually in the Binary Scale either being a 1 (you will do her), or a 0 (you will not do her) in comparison to the 1-10 scale found anywhere else in the world.

Beer Goggles inhibited by a place, not a beverage.

Guy 1: "hey man check out the hottie who just walked out of Goldwin Smith"
Guy 2: "are you serious? she's a 0 take off your cornell goggles"
Guy 1: "i've been here so long, i'd do her"
Guy 2: "i probably would too"

Cornell Goggles by oneorzero February 18, 2008