comic gem

1. An occurance of high hilarity. This may be a phrase, action, put down or accident.

2. A precious stone carved into an amusing shape, like a phallus.

Richie: "Chris you douchebag - I'd try and make fun of you only I don't want to compete with nature!"
Tom: "Ha! That's a comic gem!"

"Look at this funny looking diamond in the shape of a plump rump - it's a comic gem!"

by Jamie Douglas November 23, 2006

Precious Gem

A precious gem is someone who portrays excellent qualities all around. It is usually used in a sarcastic tone meaning that someone is just not up to par with the rest of the world.

Oh, isn't she just a precious gem.

by mehhhhah November 21, 2010

KAYLEE GEM

A beautiful and fun brown girl that everyone is drawn to!

Damn, that girl is a total Kaylee Gem!!

by FUNSIZEK October 24, 2020

Mediterranean Gem

A "gem" of the Mediterranean type, generally used to describe a hot Mediterranean girl

You see that fat Greek girl there? She's a Mediterranean gem bruh

Sane friend - you crazy bro

by Mr. Meeps May 23, 2016

bumping this gem

finding a post worthy of praise. finding a hidden gem and giving it a support. appropriated by soiteen culture from /qa/ and sharty used to bump a quality posts.

-this is so NAS, cobblestone albeit
-cobson is a gem though, bumping this gem fr

by soi connoisseur wunder August 11, 2023

hidden gem booty

Hidden gem booty is when a girl has an ass that is small and otherwise hidden in jeans but is very soft and lovely to the touch.

Sweet mango surely got dat hidden gem booty. I would tap dat in a heart beat

by Tomokiman March 5, 2018

Dirty Gem

A Dirty Gem is when you shove a fist full of Vick’s Vapour Drops up your pussy to get that morning buzz, if feeling extra one will simultaneously rack a line of the crushed lozenges!

there’s nothing better than a dirty gem to start the morning

by in.jail_out.soon April 13, 2020