Funeral Potato

A mormon woman who sells her virginity on Ebay.

Damn Jovan, I bought the hottest funeral potato last week!

by PussyLover4EvaAndEva February 10, 2009

Viking Funeral

masturbating into an old sock one last time before you throw it away (or burn it for a more authentic viking experience). ceremony may be done with or without an audience, viking’s choice

hey guys, just got back from a viking funeral. I cried a bit, but I know he’s in a better place now.

by childishzambino May 21, 2021

Funeral jumper

Someone who has to be part of the tragedy when they weren't actually a part of anything involved emotionally nor a friend

Hey, so do you even remember Katelyn even knowing him? Nah, she's just here for the ceremony as a funeral jumper

by Lil Pepper Pants July 13, 2021

shoebox funeral

Burial of the victim of a fire, explosion, massive crash, which leaves so little remains that fit in a shoebox.

So little left of the victim he could have had a shoebox funeral.

by barber of seville April 12, 2019

Crenshaw funeral

A drive-by shooting at a funeral, typically when the deceased being memorialized has also been murdered in a drive-by or gang-related event

I rolled with some Crips down to a Crenshaw funeral. Never saw so many men slaughtered.

by NAStory April 13, 2023

Wet Funeral

When two people have sex while crying due to their relationship ending.

Oh man I broke it off with Wendy and we decided to have a wet funeral as a final goodbye.

by Lilego November 12, 2018

Viking Funeral

When you cum in a girl's mouth, then have have her drink a shot of fireball that has ben lit on fire.

I got the girl I met to do a viking Funeral the other night.

by BustnBL March 15, 2023