The three-fingered act of stimulating the Vagina and/or the Anus. Fencing is a two-person exercise, usually, but not always necessarily completed by a male to a female. The giver raises one hand into the air in a fencing motion to maximise stimulation and final climatic convulsion.
"Hey what was going on last night at the party?"
"I don't know but I walked in on Andy fencing Amy, I tell you that guy deserves a Gold Medal"
"Whoa!"
"Bro you should check out my fencing technique! If there were judges I'd get allllll 10s!"
"NICEEEE"
"All riiiiiight"
"I don't know but I walked in on Andy fencing Amy, I tell you that guy deserves a Gold Medal"
"Whoa!"
"Bro you should check out my fencing technique! If there were judges I'd get allllll 10s!"
"NICEEEE"
"All riiiiiight"
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Get the Funning mug.When you direct Danni to an Urban Dictionary page under false pretenses so that you can do the Red Indian Victory Dance.
"Funting. Ask me what it means, Danni."
"What does it mean?"
*provides UD link*
"...oh, for FUCK'S sake."
*does Red Indian Victory Dance*
"What does it mean?"
*provides UD link*
"...oh, for FUCK'S sake."
*does Red Indian Victory Dance*
by Jack The Bodiless November 13, 2012
Get the Funting mug.the disgraceful situation where an otherwise respectable person changes their every day , appropriate behavior choosing to act like a complete fucking bastard who spends their time fucking around with other like minded cunts, turning their own fucking self into the stupidest fucking cunt of them all.
Man 1: Has anyone seen Dave lately?
Man 2: Nah
Man 3: I've not got a clue were the fuck he's been?
Man 4: You mean you havn't heard where the fuck he's been?
Man 3: I Just said I havn't got a fucking clue!
Man 4:For fucks sake, everyone knows he's been off funting!
Man 1: Surely not Dave?!
Man 4: Yup, its true, he's been fucking around with a right bunch of cunts!
Man 2: That absolute funter!!
Man 2: Nah
Man 3: I've not got a clue were the fuck he's been?
Man 4: You mean you havn't heard where the fuck he's been?
Man 3: I Just said I havn't got a fucking clue!
Man 4:For fucks sake, everyone knows he's been off funting!
Man 1: Surely not Dave?!
Man 4: Yup, its true, he's been fucking around with a right bunch of cunts!
Man 2: That absolute funter!!
by rc9000000000000000000 November 19, 2014
Get the funting mug.A sport where you fall on your butt a lot off a big red wall. If you can get over this wall then you are classified as one of the 'cool list' or 'a list fencers.'
This is a REAL SPORT, no matter what people says.
Pirates like Johnny Depp CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
You have to do conditioning...
Ex. suicides, candlesticks jump highs, sit ups, push ups, lunges..
You have to have muscles...
You have to be fast...fast reflexes
and be weird and/or foreign.
And tall.
GINORMOUS!
like a GIANT!
Also, you cannot slack off or you'll get hit by a wrench.
FENCING.
F-Freaks Future ballet dancers
E-Extreme Excersize
N-Nifty Knickers
C-Cool Socks
I-Ignoring Newbies
N-No Normal People Allowed
G-Good Reflexes
This is a REAL SPORT, no matter what people says.
Pirates like Johnny Depp CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
You have to do conditioning...
Ex. suicides, candlesticks jump highs, sit ups, push ups, lunges..
You have to have muscles...
You have to be fast...fast reflexes
and be weird and/or foreign.
And tall.
GINORMOUS!
like a GIANT!
Also, you cannot slack off or you'll get hit by a wrench.
FENCING.
F-Freaks Future ballet dancers
E-Extreme Excersize
N-Nifty Knickers
C-Cool Socks
I-Ignoring Newbies
N-No Normal People Allowed
G-Good Reflexes
Guy 1- Hey, my parents are making me join fencing!
Girl 1- That's awesome! You get those cool socks!
Guy 1- Yeah but i have to move to England!
Girl 1- HARDCORE! I'm going there for my honeymoon!
Girl 1- That's awesome! You get those cool socks!
Guy 1- Yeah but i have to move to England!
Girl 1- HARDCORE! I'm going there for my honeymoon!
by fencingfencingfreaks January 19, 2008
Get the fencing mug.1. Misspelt other word for swaddling material wrapped firmly around an infant,baby or politician to ensure warmth & love.
2. Blankets that have to bolted firmly around a woman while having intercourse in the dark, 'incase God sees her naked' is the usual excuse, but she quite okay with being starkers on her own in her backgarden/playground/webcast.
(Possibly a woman who is a barren lesbian, farmhand.)
2. Blankets that have to bolted firmly around a woman while having intercourse in the dark, 'incase God sees her naked' is the usual excuse, but she quite okay with being starkers on her own in her backgarden/playground/webcast.
(Possibly a woman who is a barren lesbian, farmhand.)
MAN: Darling I know we've only known eachother fifteen years and are having a healthy, normal,if awfully infrequent, sexual relationship with one another but would it be ok if we could, perhaps, have sexual relations on top of the funting tonight as I've never so much as seen one of your nipples! The closest is that drawing, that I drew, ten years ago.
WOMAN: (Uninteligable gibberish to the effect of 'No,sex is all you ever think about, you lazy,unshaven,quite wellhung, perverted,disgusting, patriarchal, misogynistic bastard. Give me more female orgasms while I laugh at your penis & talk to my friends about how it only gets wet once a week.' etcetera usual guff,excuses & insults.)
WOMAN: (Uninteligable gibberish to the effect of 'No,sex is all you ever think about, you lazy,unshaven,quite wellhung, perverted,disgusting, patriarchal, misogynistic bastard. Give me more female orgasms while I laugh at your penis & talk to my friends about how it only gets wet once a week.' etcetera usual guff,excuses & insults.)
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish January 1, 2008
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