for "i fucking hate florida" just a few words to you, I was born in, and have lived in Broward my whole life. Ive also been to ny cali chicago baltimore and a lot of other metros, Broward has about 3-4 metros and youd get your ass kicked and raped in all of them ill even make a bet with you. Walk through Collier City,Any of the Lauderdales or Lauderhills,Central/Southwest/North central Hollywood,East Davie,Plantation(notoriously PlanHatian)Mirimar,The 3SP area of Hollywood/Hallandale(30StoryProjects). If you come out alive and without any gunshots or ice pick wounds youll win 10dollars, you fuckin hater
That guy in a Central Hollywood"suburb"
1. Ifuckinghateflorida"Man Floridas a bitch ass place and browards a soft suburb"
2. The Soft Broward Crack Dealer at the corner"What the fuck you say you little bitch ass soft ass nark ass trick cock blockin hater ass lickin quier monkey you bout to get fucked up in a broward crack house"
My Boy Trillo and D"(Punch ,Punch,Punch,Punch,Stab,Stab,Stab,Kick"Ay get that mofos wallet,stab stab stab, gunshot repeated 11 times, "yea say browards all wannabe again you fuckin soft nark"
1. Ifuckinghateflorida"Man Floridas a bitch ass place and browards a soft suburb"
2. The Soft Broward Crack Dealer at the corner"What the fuck you say you little bitch ass soft ass nark ass trick cock blockin hater ass lickin quier monkey you bout to get fucked up in a broward crack house"
My Boy Trillo and D"(Punch ,Punch,Punch,Punch,Stab,Stab,Stab,Kick"Ay get that mofos wallet,stab stab stab, gunshot repeated 11 times, "yea say browards all wannabe again you fuckin soft nark"
by Hollywood's only White Boy January 6, 2005
Get the Floridamug. A wondeful state that has the most terrible education system (Everyone is utterly stupid, if they aren't well they've kept their sanity) in the entire nation, too many old and ignorant people= Car Crashes. As well as the people here just aren't very nice to each other.
by ????? February 8, 2004
Get the Floridamug. A state that hangs off the United States resembling a dick. Rotate the map of the U.S.A. 90° CCW and with the keys it even resembles a drippy dick. Florida is only an acronym for "fucked land of republican idiots, derelicts & assholes". Also can be spelled Floriduh. "fucked land of republican idiots, derelicts & useless humans".
by godforsakenplace November 9, 2018
Get the Floridamug. An awesome state known for tourism and often thought to be more northern than southern. In actuality Florida is a mostly rural area and produces a very large amount of fruits and vegetables and beef. But Florida is the vacation home satan and therefore is hot. Also we are just awesome.
Florida is an awesome state that is often wrongly accused of different issues and produces a bunch of the nations food.
by Shark193 July 3, 2015
Get the Floridamug. Florida is the southeasternmost U.S. state, with the Atlantic on one side and the Gulf of Mexico on the other. It has hundreds of miles of beaches. The city of Miami is known for its Latin-American cultural influences and notable arts scene, as well as its nightlife, especially in upscale South Beach. Orlando is famed for theme parks, including Walt Disney World.
Jack: Have you ever been to Florida Sam: What? Jack Florida is the southeasternmost U.S. state, with the Atlantic on one side and the Gulf of Mexico on the other. It has hundreds of miles of beaches. The city of Miami is known for its Latin-American cultural influences and notable arts scene, as well as its nightlife, especially in upscale South Beach. Orlando is famed for theme parks, including Walt Disney World. Sam: oH.. lol
by FloridaGaming February 17, 2019
Get the Floridamug. See Hell.
Everyone here is either old, retarded, or a redneck(And I had no idea Rednecks lived here until I came, but, lo and behold, here they are.). Hurricanes hit every other day. Old people drive 20 MPH to go play Bingo. It's blazing hot one second, then you get struck by lightning the next. The educational system is by far the worst, and their state-wide test, the FCAT, is easy enough for an autistic person from any other state to pass with flying colors.
Oh, and Jeb Bush is the governor, so of course it sucks.
Everyone here is either old, retarded, or a redneck(And I had no idea Rednecks lived here until I came, but, lo and behold, here they are.). Hurricanes hit every other day. Old people drive 20 MPH to go play Bingo. It's blazing hot one second, then you get struck by lightning the next. The educational system is by far the worst, and their state-wide test, the FCAT, is easy enough for an autistic person from any other state to pass with flying colors.
Oh, and Jeb Bush is the governor, so of course it sucks.
by New Jersey Devil August 24, 2005
Get the Floridamug. 1. Also known as the Sunshine State (despite tons of rain and flooding), the Crappiest State in the U.S., which suffers massive tourism, snowbirds who can't drive, college students who can't drive, and inconsiderate people who are just waiting to say hello to you and stab you in the back.
2. The State of Misery.
3. Anything that is the subject of one's disapproval, hatred or misery.
4. A state where people don't know the difference between Bush and Gore.
2. The State of Misery.
3. Anything that is the subject of one's disapproval, hatred or misery.
4. A state where people don't know the difference between Bush and Gore.
1. My grandparents are going to Florida to vacation the next six weeks.
2. Man... I hate this shit. This place is so... Florida.
3. (Someone pulls out in front of you in the road.) Hey... that bastard mothafucka just pulled a Florida on me!
4. I didn't know what to vote, so I voted Florida (I don't know, I think it was Gore... he's the Republican, right?)
2. Man... I hate this shit. This place is so... Florida.
3. (Someone pulls out in front of you in the road.) Hey... that bastard mothafucka just pulled a Florida on me!
4. I didn't know what to vote, so I voted Florida (I don't know, I think it was Gore... he's the Republican, right?)
by Minstelae - a disgusted former Floridian July 1, 2003
Get the Floridamug.