Personal Finance

1. Most boring waste of time you will ever be forced to endure in high school.
2. Learning how to use your money wisely.

1. Man, I sure hate that Personal Finance class I have to take this trimester!

Yeah dude, I sure wish our school wasn't full of idiots who can't add!

2. This sucks, I've lost over two thousand dollars in the stock market this month!

Dude, you should have hired a jew accountant to handle your Personal Finances, bizznitch!

by Merchantofvenice April 15, 2009

financial slavery

Being in debt which limits your freedom.

Washington Consensus is a tool for financial slavery.

by Deep Fried Turkey September 19, 2013

fiancée

French for "Imma marry dat bitch". Often used to extract insincere congratulations from a stranger. Also used when fishing for preferential treatment in dining establishments.

"Hi, welcome to Gordo's Chophouse. Just 2 for dinner tonight?"
"Yep."
"You're in luck. We just opened a table right over there."
"Actually my *fiancée* was hoping that we could get a table on the terrace."
"Oh congratulations! Give me a minute I'll see what I can do for you two."

by the lexiconartist September 16, 2013

filangies

Your fingers, or hands.

My filangies are tingling.

by prissorsxrawks March 5, 2008

fidan

the hottest {gorgeous beautiful; handsome;dazzling; ect...} person in the universe.

"he is such a fidan"

by annomymous March 6, 2009

filanderer

one who walks around juggling three onions while maintaining a stark erection

Person 1: Last night I walked into my brother's room to find boxes of vidalia onions, viagra, and farm animal porn.
Person 2: Dude, your brother is a closet filanderer.

by Drewskie May 20, 2008

Financial Rape

When you lose lots of money against your will or unexpectedly.

Ben: Hey, wanna go see a movie tonight?

Rodney: I can't, I spent all my money on that 'Free' Romanian gaming website.

Ben: Damn financial rape

by Kentucky Fried Dragon April 2, 2009