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Fitzsimmons

When a guy ignores a "group" of friends for several months on end. Typically, because he has fallen in love with a busted broad who the group rejects.
"Elliott you fucker, you've completely pulled a Fitzsimmons on us for that fat fuck..."
by Fallopian Overload October 8, 2006
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Old Fitzgerald

When you give a girl a mouth full of bourbon in the back of a van, after she's sat in a barrel, while watching two donkeys have sex.
I gave Rita the "Old Fitzgerald" in the back of a van in Kentucky.
by Megopado April 12, 2010
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Fitzgerald

It’s when an upperclassman on the Northwestern University football team gets naked and puts on a mask and dry-humps an underclassmen who made a mistake during football practice.
Hey Grover, it’s your turn to Fitzgerald the freshman who dropped a pass during practice today.
by BeautifulLoser July 11, 2023
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Fitzgerald

Name given to a man being caught with their pants down in the gents with another gentleman in the same cubicle
I'm dying for a crap but the only cubicle has a couple of fitzgeralds in it
by JasonDick November 27, 2011
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Bob Fitzsimmons

aka as the fighting blacksmith (1863-1917)an english boxer, one of the greatest fighters of all times, he made boxing history as boxing's first three-division world champion, MIDDLEWEIGHT, LIGHTHEAVYWEIGHT, HEAVYWEIGHT, he stopped fighting in his late 40's. a real bad ass fighter.

he passed away from pneumonia in 1917
by underbossx May 29, 2007
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Fitzgerald

An unfortunate event that occurs when you are deficating in a toilet and water splashes into your Anus because of your fecal matter's plunge into the depths. The water often sucks up into your sphincter, leaving you with a distrubingly cool sensation.
The height from my anus to the toilet water was a long drop, so naturally I expected to get a Fitzgerald.
by Keith K. Marowitz April 24, 2011
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Fitzy Throat Punch

When you piss off a Fitzgerald or their loved ones and they punch you hard in the throat while screaming "FITZY THROAT PUNCH!"
If Robert keeps harassing my little sister he's gonna get a Fitzy Throat Punch from both of us.
by evansgirl October 20, 2016
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