That assortment of files and papers one keeps on the desk at work so that it will not look like there is nothing to do; a protective screen against office busybodies who monitor workloads of other people.
Tim had so much file foliage on his desk that one day in December he suffered a file-slide that swept his full coffee mug to the floor.
by Robert Paar December 12, 2008

An original file of a song exported from the studio that has the untouched filename, metadata, bitrate and overall quality.
Chris is so corny for vaulting the OG File! The song leaked in such bad quality... we need the OG File desperately.
by jmktdyuhij May 28, 2023

A place to store files, taxs, dead body's, and those files your company wants you to keep and they say you would use it but you never will need
by Orange_cheerio November 4, 2016

I went through all my fantasy files and still couldn't peak. I must have masturbated too much today.
by Bagitbabe October 16, 2008

When you file taxes while drunk(or otherwise incapacitated). Usually accompanied by errors in math, mailing them to the wrong address or even passing out while filing and getting your taxes full of drool. May result in an audit.
by peteycrack April 8, 2010

Any documents, pictures, stories, online or otherwise that have or give the interpretation of something to do with sexual relationships between the author and the character drawn or written about.
by GalaxyDancer April 16, 2005

a fat person, that has very chubby disgusting fat legs, who cant walk, yet can wobble, and always says its hot out.
Hey Miljkela did you see that fat file fuck at the ice cream store, "yea his body is gross, and sweaty but i will ask him if i can suck off his mommy.
by James Thurmus July 1, 2003
