8 definitions by James Thurmus

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A HAND JOB IS STILL A JOB.
i was born in the money shot, load upon my brow, i frown looking keenly throughout thy name.
pump pump pull...ohhhh......all over your moms fuck sac
by James Thurmus September 25, 2003
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a fat person, that has very chubby disgusting fat legs, who cant walk, yet can wobble, and always says its hot out.
Hey Miljkela did you see that fat file fuck at the ice cream store, "yea his body is gross, and sweaty but i will ask him if i can suck off his mommy.
by James Thurmus July 01, 2003
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that thing the docor gives you when he squeezes your fuck balls, and you dranch the cup with spermeys
i missed exploding in the jizz cup, insted i hit nurse R.N. Qutorious in the fucking ass neck.
by James Thurmus July 11, 2003
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the process of sticking your penis or penis substitute into the ear of a submitted partner.
try it
by James Thurmus July 01, 2003
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i can't do porn im in the screen actors guild, banging the ass ffactory
by James Thurmus October 12, 2003
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