little smokie fest

A party that is usually categorized by the abundance of males that are 12 years of age or lower.

My little brother had a party with all of his friends over. It was such a little smokie fest.

by Jaheebajizzle December 29, 2007

Quad Ball Slap Fest Extravaganza

The sexual event entailing two men placing their testicles in another person's mouth and slapping the shaft of their penis's off the face of the reciever.

Chad and Mikey made my face hurt with their Quad Ball Slap Fest Extravaganza!

by QUAD BALLER August 23, 2010

Sun God Festival

An annual festival which happens once a year at University of California - San Diego (UCSD) during which students of the university engage in actual human contact, including talking to each other.

Did you check out Sun God last year? That shit was tight!

by alex December 1, 2003

festiss

A fat drunk dickhead that hangs out at public events and mingles with anybody, the individual may pig out on food or jus simply make a fool of himself while people laugh at him for his utter stupidity. They may also play with there belly buttons while talking about sex. They usually wear clothes that are too small for them and wont buy new clothes which causes them to wear the same clothes daily without bathing. Some develop odors that u may be able to smell before even being near them.

Stevens dad is such a festiss.

by r0b j buttkiss September 30, 2007

Festering Cunt Sore

An ultimate derogatory term to be used when you need to insult a complete and utter fuck wit and shut them up when they are insulting you!!

Roger, you are without a doubt the most unfortunate festering cunt sore that i have ever had the misfortune to lay my eyes on! Now fuck off!!!

by Dr Phill17 July 2, 2009

feisty panda

when a woman is performing fellatio she sucks the tip as if "chewing on bamboo" and as you ejaculate you punch her in both her eyes. leaving her a feisty panda.

"dude i cant believe you turned that girl into a feisty panda"
Sean just made a girl into a feisty panda

by Dr Hosslehoff November 15, 2012

mast fest

When the masts outnumber the port holes. See Sausage Party.

Oh man it's a total mast fest in here.

by xtonyx November 15, 2007