Douchefuck

A combination of the words "douchebag" and "fucktard" (a fucking retard). It is a very big insult and should not be taken lightly.

David: No, I don't know and I'm not going.
Ashley: YOU'RE A DOUCHEFUCK, DAVID! A BIG FAT MAINSTREAM-ADDICTED DOUCHFUCK!
David: Whatever. What does Mainstream mean?
Ashley: I am disappoint, son. I am disappoint.

by theElusiveReality||tumblr August 7, 2011

Douchemachete

A person whose has committed the ultimate immature, lazy, stupid or ridiculous act ever conceived. A situation where the term Douche-bag is simply not expressive enough.

A male classmate (during class) tells the entire room a rape joke, the majority of the class is female. Afterwards proclaims "why was that inaproperate?"

"Man, that guy is a douchemachete."

by holyshatandall May 26, 2009

doucheneck

A guy who is one part redneck and one part douchebag. He is trying to be "country cool".

I saw quite a crew of douchenecks at the Brad Paisley concert.

by Satan loves you April 26, 2015

douchepickle

A pickled treat often stored and sold in an unused douchebag.

"Charles, you're such a douchepickle!" "Wow, Bonnie, what a douchepickle thing to say."

by Stobyoia September 3, 2009

douchefuck

1.a person who has a girlfriend who is gay and has no friends.

2. a boy who pretends to be your friend and is a jerk

James Kay is such a douchefuck, his girlfriend Jan is a gay bitch.

by Ford Saunders May 2, 2009

douchecock

A person who inserts his penis into a woman and urinates, mimicking the function of an actual douche. Except it's piss.

Douchecocks are gross and bad for women.

by quenossy October 13, 2008

Doucheshack

It is a slang word used for, Juice Shack. Made popular in Northern California.

Hey bro, lets go to doucheshack.

by worldchmpgiants March 30, 2009