Get the Douchebaggerymug. I was told by my boss I was going to get a promotion. Then the next day he said he never said anything of the sort. Now THAT is douchebaggery!
by 1tothedome April 10, 2017
Get the Douchebaggerymug. The act of one or more people being a douchebag. As in a friends boyfriend, or just some random person in ones life.
Also, the sense one may have to tell who is a douchebag.
Also, the sense one may have to tell who is a douchebag.
by The_P!ck_0F_D3$TINY April 21, 2010
Get the Douchebaggerymug. Congenital douchebaggery syndrome (CDS) is a devastating affliction affecting persons in positions of perceived, rather than genuine, importance. Most sufferers of CDS are unaware of their affliction, and can do little to mitigate the symptoms. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
* A pervasive need to appear valuable to every situation
* Desire to assert superiority over all others at any junction
* Ability to create "facts" out of thin air and whole hardheartedly believe them
* Insistence on including oneself in discussions despite having nothing of value to add
* Determination to "help" everyone, especially those who don't need any help the afflicted could conceivably provide
CDS awareness is spreading. General understanding of CDS as an affliction can help in the survival rate of CDS, as associates of CDS sufferers may look upon the afflicted with pity and be less likely to murder them in the break room.
* A pervasive need to appear valuable to every situation
* Desire to assert superiority over all others at any junction
* Ability to create "facts" out of thin air and whole hardheartedly believe them
* Insistence on including oneself in discussions despite having nothing of value to add
* Determination to "help" everyone, especially those who don't need any help the afflicted could conceivably provide
CDS awareness is spreading. General understanding of CDS as an affliction can help in the survival rate of CDS, as associates of CDS sufferers may look upon the afflicted with pity and be less likely to murder them in the break room.
"Did you hear that BS Jerry was spouting at the team meeting?"
"Oh, don't take that to heart, he has congenital douchebaggery syndrome. He can't help it."
"Oh, don't take that to heart, he has congenital douchebaggery syndrome. He can't help it."
by Foxydot March 29, 2015
Get the congenital douchebaggery syndromemug. The way one determines how much of a douche bag someone is, or how similarly they act to a douche bag.
The way she is.
Casey's consistent douchebaggery continues to astonish everyone around her. Today she tried commenting on an action of one of her peers by calling what he did, "douchebagism". Righteous Douchebaggery.
Casey's consistent douchebaggery continues to astonish everyone around her. Today she tried commenting on an action of one of her peers by calling what he did, "douchebagism". Righteous Douchebaggery.
by BJWAN September 29, 2009
Get the Douchebaggerymug. by Silliman Wright September 25, 2010
Get the Douchebaggerymug. Jeff: I turned down this pretty girl yesterday for not liking my shoes
Carmen: thats just douchebaggery
Carmen: thats just douchebaggery
by Penismcburgerpenis March 7, 2010
Get the Douchebaggerymug.