culpeper

the name you love to touch. A lovely place with a dinosaur,a thai restaurant, and knackel's bakery. Birthplace of the most handsome man. Land of ten thousand cows.

Matt: hey, let's go to Culpeper!

Emily: Culpeper? Where the hell is that?

by she-bear April 14, 2007

clump

The act of hitting a person (usually across the face) with your penis.

The name comes from the sound it makes on impact.

First person to pass out tonight recieves a 'clumping'.

by Fitzyy November 9, 2006

Clumpsy

To be perfectly unperfect. To have flaws and problems like everyone else,
and still be a totally amazing awsome person at the same time.

Mike: Amby farts alot but i still think shes awsome. Shes so Clumpsy.

by Holmicha6000 February 17, 2009

period clump

During a female's menstruation, large sized clumps of blood may be produced.

I was taking a piss and I could hear the period clumps hitting the water.

by shalvi March 29, 2003

cumpidgeon

An individual, often female, who retreats before an onslaught of ejaculate much as a flock of pidgeons will scatter when you run at them.

The Iron Cocksman unleashed his mighty load in a torrential outpouring of magmatic semen, only to have the dirty cumpidgeon avert her face.

by Craig Horny July 16, 2008

Clump Nugget

Customer Service Representatives who have poor attitudes and no pride in their work are referred to as Clump Nuggets at my wonderful place of employment.

Hey Amy, why don't you put a smile on your face and quit being such a Clump Nugget!

by Non Clump Nugget August 1, 2012

Cumping

To go camping with the expectation of screwing in the woods, tent, or cumper.

Dude, I can't hang out with you this weekend. Cindy and I are going on a cumping trip.

Wow Sally, it was really slippery in the woods last weekend. Matt and I went cumping.

by Tiny Bubbles April 13, 2009